Why doesn't goose smile from a pretty lady?

Why doesn't goose smile from a pretty lady?

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I would literally kill myself on the spot if a pretty girl did this to me

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I would breed her right then and there. That's why you're a virgin and I am not.

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because its not real

why?

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you can't breed an android retard it's literally the theme of the movie

Android !? Replicants are artificial humans moron.

>artificial humans
The android version of pronouns.

They aren't machinery

>chin

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Looking some something to watch tonight, do I need to watch the original Blade Runner to follow this?

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they ripped off japan way too hard

Coz he is literally me, an autistic retard.

And you are not a woman

beyond being a prostitute, she's absolutetly rancid and calloused

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You could've just said you're gay

you wanna kiss a prostitute covered in semen, user

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>pretty
yikes

How the hell do I get a kino nickname like goose?

I can call you cumdrinker if you want.

People call him Goose because his last name is Gosling. Step one is having friends because giving yourself a nickname is cringe. Once you have friends and someone calls you something you like then you can just say you like it and then you've got a nickname.

>Step one is having friends
fuck

If you play video games then your username is your nickname but you need friends for a real life nickname.

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