What's so gay about the TOP GUN volleyball scene?

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I don't get it.

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I dont know, but Tom Cruise was on fire!

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the volleyball scene isn’t really gay, it just has that 80s cheese to it. iceman and maverick had an incredibly faggy vibe with each other and anything to the contrary is pure cope.

Cruise has got such shitty muscle toning. His entire build is fucked up. Somehow he managed to get women pussy wet through sheer power of will. He's to be commended.

Nothing, its the same """people""" who chronically insist on frodo and sam being a thing.

>What's so gay about the TOP GUN volleyball scene?
Me jerking off to it.

It's not but low test fags and women like to fantasize about sweaty Tom having their way with them.

only boomers are selfish enough to want to live to 100

Put me in Maverick

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This is the gayest picture I’ve ever seen of Cruise and that’s saying a lot

Based Tom

That man had one aesthetic face, I'll give him that

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just dudes being dudes to me

everything, specially the sport of choice

Nice suntan

he's such a manlet fruitcake

makes my pants move and I'm not gay and that makes me uncomfortable.

nobody thought it was gay until Quentin Tarantulino did that movie scene and then the NPC's have repeated it ever since.

Pretty much

Millennials and zoomies are so demoralized that the concept of fraternity and friendship imply homosexuality

What went oh so right with the sequel bros?
I came from the kinoplex and was utterly satisfied by it

>Quentin Tarantulino did that movie scene
which one?

PLAYIN

PLAYIN WITH THE BOYS

PLAYIN

PLAYIN WITH THE BOYS

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wearing jeans while playing beach volleyball

Nothing gay about bros competing vigorously and slapping each others sweating glistening hard bodies
Lol based fag

>plays volleyball with the boys
>immediately goes and fucks his gf afterwards

>gay
mental illness.

Based

more like
>competes against his rivals with his bro Goose
>wins
>goes and fucks his female instructor in victory
literal chad.

JFC I look like this now.
Don't get old bros.

the hermeneutics of gay suspicion

>tom cruise
>bunch of shirtless dudes
>"playing with the boys"
By far the gayest thing from the 80s.

i'd say it's more zoomers shoehorning their faggotlust into everything
80s and earlier was the era of masculine rivalry conflicting and then turning into profound friendship, but nowadays shitheel fags have to force that into being homolust, like with lot and sam and frodo (that being an example of WWi comaraderie)