What do you even do in this situation?

What do you even do in this situation?

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make rim

Get in his face but don't do anything
If he actually jumps you it's him that'll get fucked

Stab him with a knife. You'll probably miss the eye so just go for the throat and don't stop until you're sure he won't be a problem anymore.

Hot coffee right in his stupid face then curb stomp his nutsack.

Just stare and breathe loudly like Tony Soprano and the hat guy

Pepper spray him

Cum on him

Crush all queers

You don’t do anything because you’re trapped in a situation written by louis ck

Whip your cock out and furiously masturbate while maintaining eye contact.

stab in the neck and paint your face with his blood

This was funny... the first few hundred times I heard it.

even if you're a tall buff alpha and beat the fuck out of them the woman would still view you as a psychopath loser for losing your cool and resorting to violence on some dumbass loud kids
it's a damned if you do damned if you don't kinda thing

>the only options are beat them to death or act like a total pussy
They're not drunk or black, 99% chance they'd leave you alone if you didn't immediately show your intimidation

There's nothing I can do in this scenario but get topped in the back alley behind the diner
It is what it is

I get ready to have a bizarre adventure

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i open up Any Forums and make the exact same thread with the exact same text and image because i saw it get a few dozen replies one time. then i wipe my ass with my bare hand and leaving comments on porn videos

Call my cousins

Put your hand around your throat. That tube you feel is your trachea, think of it as a handle. Your thumb is on your carotid artery, that's your button. What do I do in this situation? I grab his handle and push his button.

Crush your balls

I'd kick the shit out of him bro I got that dawg in me I just see red bro