Would thoust like to live deliciously?

Would thoust like to live deliciously?

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thats a nice sight and all but if I saw that come out of a dodgy looking hut in the middle of the woods at night right after I'd been spooked by strange voices and my little brother had been kidnapped and ground into paste by a witch I'd turn 360 and gtfo there

I turned off the movie when she kissed the little boy. YIKES! It was just too much for me, made me feel uncomfortable and honestly reconsidered my privilege right then and there. Gave it a 1/10 on iMDb out of spite. ugh

listen, listen, I'd have fucked that witch raw and lived with the consequences.

Very much so

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>this witch + anya
>that mermaid in lighthouse
>anya again in Northman

How does eggers get away with casting beautiful women

My god

Matched with a girl on Tindr who says she's a witch, but she looks a little overweight, should I be concerned?

Yes.

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witchbros..

what video game are they talking about ?

any bitch who says she's a witch is an unsalvageable psycho cunt.

and she's fat to boot.

Allah is just too strong bros

She makes cupcakes disappear.
You’ll probably be fine.

thots are temporary
doom is eternal

She's a nut case
Also just never date fat chicks. It's like dating an alcoholic except she's not drunk just spiteful

This infidel is already destroyed

That's a man right?

Based Allah dabbing on roasty-witches

A woman smiled at me today and waved, I thought she was trying to get my attention, but it was actually someone behind me. Probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. I would give anything to live deliciously for even an hour

This is the crazy part. How did that kid not shit his pants? I get her juicy melons are on display, but he's in the middle of fucking nowhere

>never date fat chicks
Tindr slampigs are my bread and butter, I'm just worried she'll cast a spell on me if I ghost her.

Much love from the astral plane

holy shit Allah just flew over mein house

you wish

If that shit worked, my ex (witch larper hambeast) would've cursed me long ago. But you never know.

Witches (and magic) aren't real and can not harm me.

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>trying to solo the raid boss
Bitch had it coming