Coffee edition
/brit/
*poos on poster below*
currently stroking my cock
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bet you loved that
yeah I'll get one burger with the lot, minimum chips, 2 dimmies with soy sauce and 3 potato cakes thanks
Which of the following would you prefer as PM?
Liz Truss 38% (+12)*
Keir Starmer 37% (-4)
*Compared to Johnson's final poll on 15-17 July
Via @SavantaComRes, 21 July
Imagine getting a credit card, maxxing it with no intention of paying it off, and thinking this will work in your favour
have lost all interest in sex with the gf, nothing about her excites me anymore
one poo barm comin up
Le scrandémique, pour ainsi dire
Want to buy my three younger sisters tickets to Harry Potter World so they can have a nice day out and that but £50 per ticket is bloody extortionate
stop making fun of trannies my mum is one and shes the kindest woman ive ever known
The only people you ever hear saying bad things about credit cards are crippling poor cunts who don't understand how they work
ever shag her up the arse?
needs a giant oversized french moustache edited onto the image
can't their boyfriends (black) chip in?
any Paddy man in?
unironically think starmer would wreck truss
put 2cb in their juice and leave them in front of all 6 films for the night
have shagged any and every last part of her
They don't have boyfriends, we are a volcel/incel family
Correlation between IQ and net worth is about 0.6
makes me feel bad but if my grandparents weren’t my grandparents I’d probably hate them
I ‘love’ them as family but in reality they’re just your typical old, self entitled racist and judgemental dinosaurs who treat the daily mail as their gospel
knocked a cow out with 1 punch
bad day at toil?
you better believe I'll be racist on the internet
so you're tolerant and progressive, yeah?
loved my grandparents me, kindest people I've ever known
have developed something called 'covid toes' but am convinced its a vax side effect not from 'covid' cause i havent had any other symptoms and i tested negative
sorry u got the shit 'netics lad
what's covid toes then
le here ya go
it will happen to you one day, your grandkids will hate you for saying that there are only 27 genders instead of 300
what a bender
"covid toes" existed before the vaccine and such a condition can also be caused by various other viral infections
drink her wee
youtube.com
what's inside?
everything
Ship: I have taught you about the classical Pandora and her box.
Panille: I know how this planet got its name.
Ship: Where would you hide when the serpents and shadows oozed out of the box?
Panille: Under the lid, of course.
–Kerro Panille, Shiprecords
by Frank Herbert, The Jesus Incident
it's funny to watch how British "progressive" class are in mental trap they build by their own will with the restroom question
Name one thing they've said that's racist
Also, lots of people are racist, including people of other races
his pal topped himself recently
hon hon hon thinking about le arse de cousin
do NOT do this its unhygienic and disgusting
LIV
ERP
OOL
I thought you guys didn't drink coffee over there?
nobody talks about how fit liz truss is
how does the moon cut his hair
eclipse it
PARTIYA LENINA
Probably because of the brain damage from punching each other.
Based Anglo-Curry mixer
Leftypol hates their grandpas because they won't shove a pride-colored dildo up their bumhole
We do
JANNY PLEASE DELET THE EARLY NEW
MUDROST' NARODNAYA
Sweden is correct ask her to drink your wee, she'll respect you more for not having sexual fantasies where you are a submissive beta
gfberg's having an episode again
rorke hates his granddad because he won't believe that there's a shadowy cabal of elite jews controlling the world
Queer Starmer REKT.
Kelly Gale was nice until she went really anorexic
make a vid xx
an episode of Sex Education
ex gf posting pictures on instagram of her traveling europe with her spanish bf who absolutely mogs me to oblivion
i don't get why people think the daily mail is racist or even right wing
every time i've been on the site it's just kardashian tier "stories" and loads of racemixing shit
>scale measuring grams rather than equivalent cups
complete junk