Why hasn’t there been a good Dungeons and Dragons movie?

Why hasn’t there been a good Dungeons and Dragons movie?

Attached: DBDC5052-FC17-4FC9-B7E2-6E1AD52236E7.jpg (1200x675, 89.05K)

because D&D is cringe and only nerds can take it seriously.

Because Dungeons and Dragons is just generic fantasy. You might as well just create your own world and characters

>implying Sophia's Dungeons and Dragons 2023 isn't going to be spectacular

Attached: DungeonsDragonsFilm2022_feat-2331696917.jpg (1280x720, 343.54K)

Because the only good thing to come out of Dungeons and Dragons was the 80s cartoon and movie producers are too stupid to base a film off of it.

Attached: Caverna-do-Dragao-Observatorio-de-Games--752x440[1].jpg (752x440, 46.49K)

>take the Lord of the Rings
>Americanize the shit out of it
>it becomes cheesy, dumbed down and embarrassing
Americans and fantasy will never work. just stop.

'Real' D&D fans hate this adaption, but most normies love it. Trouble is the studios listen to the whining of the former.

>game starts with a legion of uggos
>the second the journos have turned their backs they replace them with cuties or fix the facial expressions that made them look ugly
absolute madmen

Shartheart sucks

to be fair is more reverse isekai / urban fantasy but meh.

Attached: 1653105889928.jpg (1052x1500, 443.13K)

What the fuck are you talking about OP?

Attached: p26702_p_v8_am.jpg (960x1440, 282.62K)

One of the best comedies on film.

Attached: 1255725059377.jpg (640x312, 45.72K)

user has fallen in love with a video game character!

Attached: FC1995BF-9D96-466D-99A9-5F9BA066A665.png (928x675, 487.09K)

i have to wonder if any of the myriad dnd/pathfinder podcasts lusting for adaptations will ever make it

that's what was said about marvel and lotr.
you're retarded.

Attached: Dark-Sun-DD.jpg (1800x900, 462.19K)

There are so many TTRPG settings that have far more potential for a film adaptation.
But of course the only thing that matters is name recognition.

There has, it was low budget but honestly kind of great

Attached: MV5BMTk2NzE1MjU1N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTMwODcwMzE@._V1_[1].jpg (354x500, 52.89K)

Attached: 1613647368035.jpg (1609x2059, 1.37M)

>top
Cliched and boring
>bottom
Pandering and boring

Firblogs are kender tier shit and I have no idea why they aren't purged in every setting they inhabit.