Americans can buy weed at their local retail shop

>americans can buy weed at their local retail shop

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shits hella expensive though

Well yeah, I love the gummies and mints

How can normies get high without experiencing existential psychosis or feel is if they're being devoured by the void.

Are they animals who have no mind? That would explain it

>How can normies get high without experiencing existential psychosis or feel is if they're being devoured by the void.
Just don’t be genetically predisposed to schizophrenia

you need a medical card and i don't want to ruin my relationship with my doctor by asking for one. there is a stigma around people who have them about how they make up fake injuries and illnesses. this has also created a problem with illegal weed, since street dealers are no longer willing to locate an illegal source. they just have someone in their circle apply for a medical card, and they sell at the same jacked up prices that the dispensaries do.

That's not what schizophrenia is

Because life's good

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>How can normies get high without experiencing existential psychosis
thats the best part

i would burn through $40 carts in like 1-2 weeks. it was ridiculous

Not in Washington

i can order weed and have uber bring it to me

Only in certain states. Certainly not where I live.

You can probably buy delta 8 which is the same shit

>which is the same shit
how i know you don't smoke real kush

You don't want to mess with your tuning if you are a harpsichord. Weed is more the one string banjos of the world.

Just take more cheech

I was talking with a hardcore ameriboo girl and I casually said I wish I could try weed if I’m in the US.
She made the most disgusted face and explained to me why she doesn’t do weed for minutes in a row. What the hell

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USA is such a paradise.

>at the bar on friday night
>leaned over a balcony, all of a sudden weed smoke blows past my face
>hot girl next to me smoking a joint, offers me a hit
>decline and move away
I dislike marijuana and the culture surrounding it.

I don't like the smell

Maybe for you. Local shop sells 1g joints of 25% THC flower for just $1 a piece.

Unfortunately for you, you have one of these disorders
>Cannabis-Induced Psychotic Disorder (CIPD)
>Cannabis-Induced Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features

you broke her fantasy

Yea I found out that I am prone to schizophrenia after I smoked weed in high school. Never again