/brit/

black british women claiming shakespeares identity is in line with my theory that they're the new noblity

no you brown eyed whore

thank God for AIDS
God hates fags

What would our babies look like if I gave her my seed?
You may presume I am 100% Celtic.

Any gay rich billionaires want to marry a young good looking twink without a prenup

taking a break from rolling cigarettes to smoke a cigarette. the farm fruits of my labours in the ville if you wille ehe

Been a good championship
think i may have been the only person in the UK that watched all of it

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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crying shame that n word is a bannable offence nowadays

I do not know what you mean

Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony is next Friday
Already booked the day off work in anticipation for it

probably but asking on /brit/ is the wrong place go to the National Liberal club in Whitehall

LGBTQ = PAEDO

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Talking to a mullatta coworker over drinks. Her afro has a certain smell. Not unpleasant but also distinct and noticeable.

fags are nonces
simple as

>smoking alone in your room on /brit/
grim runtish behaviour

pfffffff ha

>Queen Elizabeth will miss the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony to be held on July 28.
Uh oh commonwealth bros

Are you a Welsh BVLL or a pale Gael?

you cant make this shit up
gays are all predators

mum doesn't mind so long as I keep the door shut and open my window

Mexican women have a reputation for making delicious tacos which id enjoy eating.

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Rorkey roo, they lied to you!

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typical single parent behaviour

why won't my beard come in lads

I used to do this, was fucking horrible
still got tar all over my windows

Why did he bother making something he hates

Beard growth tips
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Washing and moisturizing.

ugh i don't wanna do any of that shit except sleep

>LedByDonkeys
nah

>webms where nothing remotely interesting or funny happens

Irish King

This. LGBTQ = PAEDO

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Shit thread

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Is leftypol still seething about Brexit? It was 20 years ago GET OVER IT!!!

Find it mental I grow out a homeless beard easy in less than a month and you have niggas taking beard tictacs for a bit of bum fluff lmaoooooooooooooo

only thing that will legit help bread growth is getting older and minoxidil

thanks for greatly improving it

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leftypol farting on the toilet then flushing

twitter.com/chadfelixg/status/1550599761643929603?s=20&t=HRtqbI884cPjWWWUKUWyjQ

you have to read this
drinking piss at a 20 man gay orgy and got monkeypox

God hates the fag nation of america, land of the sodomite damned

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• Read everyday.
• Spend time with nature.
• Ask questions.
• Never stop learning.
• Don't pay attention to what others think of you.
• Do what interests you the most.
• Study hard.
• Teach others what you know.
• Make mistakes and learn.
• It's Okay to not know things!

Looking up the stadium hosting the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony next Thursday and came across this
>On 22 March 2016 fell-runner Lauren Jeska from Lancaster attacked UK Athletics official Ralph Knibbs at the stadium, stabbing him multiple times. Jeska had feared her records in women's events would be quashed due to transphobia. She later pleaded guilty to attempted murder and was sentenced to 18 years imprisonment.[18][19]

Don't remember hearing about this

and if you want a tip from me
>eat a can of doritos STAX sour cream
>smoke weed lol
>put the ciggy papers from weed joins in there
>let it sit for 3 weeks
>start to fill it with paper
>smells nice when you open it

My gf told me this morning she had a dream the night before about visiting some place called 'Black Cock City'. I honestly thought I misheard at first and asked her to repeat, and sure enough she repeated 'Black Cock City'.
I tried to act disinterested because I know what women are like and if you show the slightest hint that something bothers you they will torture you with it endlessly, so I casually told her that sounded nice and asked her what 'Black Cock City' was like.
She just giggled and said "Wouldn't you like to know..." then got out of bed and went to shower.
Is there some way I can test her more thoroughly to see if I'm right to be fearful of this? My stomach has been in knots since this morning.

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Haven't been outside in a year or so, are people still wearing masks?

love NATO
love Franco
love Pinochet
love Capitalism

End of.

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these people are degenerates

The muppets that thought that "strict border control" would be one way are idiots.

A lot of the sub context for the "leave campaign" was pitched as "keep the brown people/Johnny foreigner out of the UK"

Oh, and the cringing, embarrassing and totally offensive victory rant that Farrage gave to the EU really wasnt conducive to UK/EU relations post brexit, im sure.

I am ashamed to call myself an englishman.

nah

your girl likes black willy

alri tarquin/toilberg

"i just got monkeypox"
"the 20 arseholes I rimmed are unrelated

Unironically do all of these but am quite unhappy in life (probably due to lack of social contact)

Right, that's a shame because it was a decent excuse to cover up my ugly mug

just a few weird cultists clinging on to it

What do you make of wanking?

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it's mostly genetics

t. beard haver

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One nigger
Two niggers

Ella Toone

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As a proud Worcestershireian I take personal offence to this

Mental that I used to think these people were crazy

Do people have a go at you if you mentioned you haven't been vaccinated?

Soyboy trying to look tough

>alri senpai

honestly what do you do in this situation?

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Faggot lockdown essential.

gay male degeneracy is funny because it's basically a look into what men would be like if women weren't so picky and had absolutely no standards

i don't think i'm tough

kill them both

Hate the way my beard feels and I look better with stubble. Much prefer stubble. Beards feel all wiry and sweaty, prefer feeling a nice breeze on my face.

woostasheer :3

"ladies, you a re looking good tonight"
then just walk away

what method?

blog on

Got £120k saved up
Could probably live in relative luxury in south-east Asia or South America for like 20 years with that
Top it up with a bit of freelance work and just do it for the rest of my life
Don't have the bollocks to do it though, will keep trying to make a life for myself in this dying husk of a nation

either that or it's mutated to be more virulent and we'll now have to deal with a fucking monkeypox pandemic because of the gays
think this might have some impact on tolerance for faggotry

Why you wearing a baseball cap indoors then

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any man in seen brendan schaub's latest comedy special, the gringo papi?

very closeted thing to say mate

Never had a beard, despite sometimes having to shave twice a day, never had hair that touches my collar.

You're obsessed with us. Just admit you're bent

>a friend's birthday orgy
how the other half lives

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love Irving Kristol
love James Burnham
love Tony Blair
love George W. Bush
love post-Trotskyism

simple as

More like Ella Troone.

youtube.com/watch?v=UIE4UjBtx-o

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since when is wearing a baseball cap trying to look tough lmao

my bare hands, a sharp rock if i'm feeling generous

Id strangle her during sex and maybe spit in her face or slap her around a bit but try to avoid heavy bruising

mad how I'll never have sex.

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ooh that dress so scandalous

Why you wearing a hat indoors you prick
*flicks your cap off your head*
What now

tranny

Do it
Man up and do it
Be happy
Go to Thailand or something

reality is just getting weirder and weirder innit?

Unless you have income you're fucked anyway. (Up until a point, but you're not even in the ballpark)

so it's a disease that only affects gay people and spreads through sex?
hmmm.. yeah... terrible terrible disease... not based at all