I WAS ONLY 23 YOU SICK FUCK!

>I WAS ONLY 23 YOU SICK FUCK!
Has Jurassic Park aged badly?

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I fucking hate women so much it's unreal

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>she was 23 in jurassic park
lol, a tough 23. i thought she was in her 30s

No, but Laura Dern sure has.

>Sam Neil is 74
Fucking voodoo.

(I still would)

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Gross. I'd fuck her very hard in her rectum. She'd have to be facing away from me though. Her face makes me nauseous.

BUT SHE LOOKS OLDER

she was 23?? she looked nearly middle aged.

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in the books they were an old based prof and his grad student sidekick, she had a husband and there was no hint of romance. Spielberg had to do the "let's have kids" shit so we have a 20 year age gap.

>inb4 cunny autists call me an SJW for saying they felt completely unnatural as a couple

This

This is why actors make terrible writers.

She looked 40, perfect casting if you ask me.

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how is this not a 40yr old woman wtf

She was only 24 you sick fuck

>I was 23 he was 40 it was inappropriate
they didn't even kiss in the movie
what the fuck is her problem?

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She was probably cast because she looked old af

>I WAS ONLY 24 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

She has a career because her dad was an actor.

He fucked her off camera.

idgi but I can't rememeber JP1
but in JP3 she has a relationship and kids with someone else

>23 year old woman fucks 40 year old man
how perfectly legal

Sam looked younger than he was, Ellie looked older than she was. I don't see the issue.

>dating 18 year old girls is inappropriate
>the age gap is inappropriate
what's next? dating anyone younger than you is inappropriate?

Wait, they were a couple in the movie?

I thought Goldblum flirted with her but she didn't reciprocate.

>74
Are you fucking kidding me? If he dyed his hair and beard he'd look 35.

nah she's really good. her delivery of the Robins monologue in Blue Velvet, when she was only 19, is fucking magnificent, and she's never been out of work.