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anyone got that pic of rorke's whip?

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year 6 leaver's disco. had my first kiss there. good times.

>y'all

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EPIC and BASED

get the feeling that the UK isn't the best in the world anymore

out of every one it was one thing that stayed with me and waited for me and it was a company. no people though.

it never was

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sometimes wish i'd gone on to be a teacher full time

this is your life
desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rorke/country/nl/

didn't ask mate

teacher? I hardly know 'er!

yeah it was
that's why you're speaking it

oh my days. Would genuinely cide before I shagged that

oh my dayssss

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absolutely fucking disgusting
"body positivity" was a mistake

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

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reminder that the english are IMMIGRANTS and if they are anti immigration they should go back to Denmark

seriously sad video
youtube.com/watch?v=CziWF7TiRlg

bf said he's not gonna get me weed
i mean i smoked with his best friend...

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is that why we're not doing it?

ALSO how hilariously hetero are percy jacks, oh no, ive just met this stranger for 2 days lemme give her kisses and hugs when a battle is over, as opposed to a lifelong friendship with a guy

FINAL WARNING

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reckon she has that illness where you age really quickly. must do, there's no reason for her to look so old at 20.

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first kiss doesn't count when you're in primary school

been binge watching these videos all day
im with him on plant based diets being retarded
but he goes even further saying vegetables are bad for you which im not certain about
youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8Ix_Y9m2E

I'm speaking american lol

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my years of browsing /r/malefashionadvice tell me that Rishi's suit jacket is too small as it has "the X" when buttoned

why is the word indigenous never applied to white people

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Snogged a girl in a bush outside school when I was in year 2. Natural born shagger me, shame ive lost my touch lately

why can't you get it yourself
why do you treat him like a slave

Warren my man, it's not that people don't know, it's that no one gives a shit anymore

let it collapse

breh

holy cope

grim

okay google, open the video, wait until the "educational" channel says "in this video
and then skip 5 seconds

what a fucking retard

hate this bald FREAK with a passion
think he's hard making fun of little girls on the internet little gimp

Actually the Angles came from the Eastern part of the Southern Schleswig region, which belongs to Germany.
The Jutes did come from Denmark, however.

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hahahah
how does it feel that you don't even own your own language?
the yanks took it, and now your own people are americanised
rorke being the most americanised

continents spoke french before the usa became the superpower m8

its you people who are the problem
you will the "collapse" into existence by saying this stupid stuff, and without saying it then there would be a lot less. if you are so hopeless, then you should kill yourself

think hes hilarious but also fucking nuts
youtube.com/watch?v=qiC4qEqpqak

go back to the german proxy please

Multivitamin and fiber supplement in the morning and I can eat whatever I want with minimal repurcussions
Body's a temple, so it is

reckon most english people are more native briton than anglo-saxon

what's the most disabled person you've ever met?
dutchmong is up there

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>split jerking
serves him right

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oh no no no
he has no comeback
hahahahah

>if you are so hopeless, then you should kill yourself

I will, when things get bad enough. It's freeing. Have no stake in society. Not remotely arsed whether humanity prospers or not. Biological programming can suck my sentient knob.

crossfaggot

thats a barbell

thats not very good...

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>you will the "collapse" into existence by saying this stupid stuff
the collapse is a good thing

But even there it says Danevirke

based Lu

Lu raises are the best deltoid exercise, significantly mogging lateral raises, yet no one does them. I do them though because Lu does and because they feel right as opposed to lateral raises with the constant snaps, crackles and pops

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desu we're the least americanised out of the germanic speakers probably due to having a decently sized domestic media market. places like holland and surprisingly germany despite it's large population exclusive consume US content.

im rolling cigarettes right now so i cant really go into a long argument with you... but this is wrong
and i want to say that it can get/be better, and the only reason it isnt is because the peoples have forgotten how it could be or what they really want. or that they dont know what they want (so they think they want it all to collapse). but it can be better, and it will

seethe

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Today's food journal
>Breakfast: none
>Lunch: half a large Domino's pepperoni pizza
>Dinner: the other half of the pizza
>Snacks: none
>Drinks: Water

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The pub across the way is blasting music again
Why do they tempt me to get drunk on a sunday

based chinese female weightlifter

just finished this beast and it's incredible
totally destroys racism and makes you realise how much of societal development has nothing to do with human beings

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You know that cause you live in it , the good intention was the uk governement getting rid of the criminals out of there cuntry and made the biggest colonial prison

just found out people of colour refer to peckham (the place only fools and horses was set) as peckNAM like vietNAM because there was a war there and people of colour kill each other so often it is like the vietnam war ahahha

rather amusing innit

>Adrian Watson and Natalie Webb were having a gathering when just after 1am they heard a 'very loud bang, significantly louder than a domestic firework'.

>Ms Webb said she went outside and saw amber flashing lights and that a Mercedes E-Class saloon had crashed into the lamppost.

>Mr Watson said he looked inside the car and saw 'a white male wearing a white long-sleeve top which was tight to the body, a black leather PVC mini-skirt, tights, dark shoes with a high heel and a pearl necklace'.

>Ms Webb in her statement described the male as wearing 'black court shoes'.

>When he asked Wallis if he was okay, Mr Watson said the male said: 'I'm sorting it. I'm sorting it.'

>Mr Watson said he was going to call the police and that Wallis began walking away from the scene. He followed him and witnessed him make two phone calls, and during one he claimed he was being 'accosted'.

>He was then picked up by his father in a Land Rover Discovery.

>Police Sergeant Gareth Handy said that when he attended Wallis' family home address, which he described as a 'mansion' and 'absolutely colossal', he forced entry into the property out of concern for the MP.

>Mr Handy said Wallis was eventually found in one of the rooms of the house and when he got to the room he said: 'I saw Jamie had make-up on his face.'

>When police searched his flat at the property, they found a 'blonde wig' on a table, the court heard.

>Pc Louis Hall found Wallis in a bedroom within the house asleep and said: 'He appeared to be wearing make-up. His eyelids were dark, his lips were red and his cheeks were bronzed, and he had red nail polish on his toes.'

>The black leather skirt and pearl necklace were found next to the bed and were seized by police.

>He was arrested at 7.21am.

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and then the kazakh lad came out and smashed the WR that had stood for 15 years and won gold

and then got it rescinded this year because they found out he used substitute piss for the drug test lmao

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>and i want to say that it can get/be better,
it literally cant
the institutions we have in place prevent anything from improving, its time to hit the accelerator and drive off the cliff

c:

(only some loose rolling leaflets)

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youtube.com/watch?v=oQ_joicK8S4
best video of the year?

Is the instructor a youtuber and the dancers minors

PEDs should be legalised in the weightlifting classes

I want to see the freaks shit

not a slave
but he said 'oh this new house, my step sister knows all the drug lords'
well that was bullshit
so i appealed to him get me some weed because im friendless and stuff on a sunday
and he said no
'no'? after you said his mates coworker passed out from one puff the other day

yeah?

why do british blacks want to be american so badly? don't they realise how pathetic it is?

doing a dig

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would be amazing

in reality weightlifting is getting kicked out of the olympics after paris 24

>chinese watermark
already know whats gonna happen though

Nah
the black yanks are cool
no point copying whites here

Can't wait until ~20 years from now when we see the first crop of Chinese CRISPR tech athletes filtering through. All 100% natty and built like myostatin deficient cows and naturally producing 1,000ng/dL test.