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whats a good tinder bio look like

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genuinely hate mowing the lawn and clean lawn culture
even though i live in the desert i atleast dont have to put up with that fucking shit

sick of this andy tate character being spammed on all platforms it's really incessant

I love Rose and Jesus

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Had a genuine sexual emergency last night

I'm black

been working since 6am today at asda

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thats deep tim minchin

I just want a simple black honeycomb wireless mouse but everything has fucking RBG lights everywhere
Wish zoomers would just fucking die already

no one and i do mean no one cares about your tinder bio.

he seems a bit sus
lived in romania
dont like the look of it

i love mowing lawns, but americans have crazy laws about it and start talking about "inches" with the housing association and stuff

Laugh at his noodle dick.
pornflix.to/v/21496/kissofacobra-skype-private-sex-tape-bg-mfc-hot-porn-video/

Holy cow - youve got to be kidding. This band was without doubt the most spineless and lamest of 'punk' acts. They sound exactly like they were - pub-rock Bandwagon jumpers. The debut was a tinny, cowardly super-fake sack of tripe - this album was where they tried to get all arty and break away from the 'punk' label (which they never were in the first place) and thus is a mish-mash of styles including pure pop, rock and roll, doo-wop, reggae and god knows what else. Nice idea, but the clash were just too talentless to pull it off. I saw this band way back in late 76 and thought then what a bunch of fake poseurs they were - Joe strummer the upper middle class voice of the working class! what a laugh. This band were so fake its just unbelivable that anyone bought into it at all. But then again, people read the sun newspaper, vote for politicians, watch eastenders, eat in mcdonalds etc. Talk about the great rock and roll swindle - this is it kids!

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"Jesus' original Name was Isa which, when repeated, is Sai. Isa and Sai, both mean Isvara, God, the Eternal Absolute, the Sath-Chith-Ananda (Being-Consciousness-Bliss). In the Tibetan manuscript at the monastery where Isa spent some years, His Name is written as 'Issa', which means: 'the Lord of all living beings.'"

We should note that "Isa" is the Muslim name for Jesus, also.

saibaba,ws/articles/isaissai.htm

What's for dinner lads?

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Eth hit my long price(1500) and then my take profit price(1600) but i had cancelled my order so no positions wete open
>tfw missed out on 2.25x

world war one was a hellish mood

actually just put my dick inside roze pussy bummed rose had actually sex with her my giant cock inside her tight pussy man rose loves sex doesn't she she needs cock day and night such a randy minx

she's a scouser you mong. get out of your arrogant little mind you leftist freak

ordering a curry.

This thread is in a 2008 time warp. What are these gay memes

still yet to work out who noone is and why im voting for him

you're high on mushrooms in the viking age, the gods are everywhere (playlist)

would you rather have a pornstar daughter or a gay son?
these people had both lol

youtube.com/watch?v=UgTeLc72mbs

nigga kills a komodo dragon and gets made a national hero

race is nothing more than a social construct, a slight difference in skin pigmentation just means you've adapted to the climate you live in.

in 100 years all australians will be back.

quote me on this

alri zoomoid

Leftypol taking away Rorke's bennies and forcing him to get a job

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twitter.com/huggies7th/status/1551126112553541632?s=20&t=vqhxmi08ydwlqbBAaE4rvg

he has an "online business course" where people PAY HIM to spam his videos on various social media platforms

hes live get in here
youtube.com/watch?v=-Yb5ZRJ-Geo

haters will refute :D

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i went to school with and was in a band with her brother
i made her cry once when she tried to come to our band practice session and i shouted at her
then she became super famous and i did nothing lol

ha

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shant

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they have a space program and we dont

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Why was everyone in Britain in the 60s and 70s a nonce?

Was it lead in the water? Psychological damage from WW2?

the state needs to invest in scientific research though

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Just a lot of hot young lads running around I reckon.

auf ghets

white peoples brains explode when they see a little dirt

ann landers is a boring old biddy

how'd u make her cry

what is this ai thing people keep using

were they?

extremely low effort bot try better next time russiamonky

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Unironically think permanent work from home might have been the worst thing to have ever happened to me, but it's far too comfy and financially secure for me to ever give up willingly

the ATM machine near me has an endless loop where it asks you if you want a receipt and if you click yes then it takes you back to the main menu, and there theres a "cash and receipt" option

bit saucy that

lol

are you a top or a bottom mihai
let me bum you?

youre a real cunt you know that?

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i screamed at her to get the fuck out and let us practice
this was about 20 years ago and she was a tiny girl and i was 13

hate working

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It destroys your mental when theres no separation between home and work. I had to pack it in

>noooo my life is better now
This is why you’re all always so sad

done sex with her winchester waitrose

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why would you say something so cruel

i refuse to work
i refuse to have sex

...

why does it do this?

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its a natural urge for the majority of men when they can get away with it

see pitcairn island and saint helena

isn't that a compliment in australia?

>he doesnt have a separate home office

brain currently exploding one cell at a time

kys

l read the news today oh boy

desperately need to eat something

Cryptoberg on the rise lads

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watching jav

overrated song
overrated album
overrated songwriter
overrated band

HOAs are utter cancer
you're lucky not to have them

dude that's epic thanks for sharing that story with me I had no idea birdy was human like all of us I want to hold her hand so much and kiss her on her cheeks I want to smell her oh wow just wow I love you birdy I want to caress you tenderly please birdy please I m in pain I love you
you done unshackled the rose inside?? birdy innit hullo

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cutting all of my cocks off (i have two penises)

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brisbanetimes.com.au/politics/federal/are-box-tickers-armed-with-dna-tests-inflating-the-indigenous-population-20220704-p5ayuj.html
"Fuck off you mob, we full"

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110 black men have run 100m in under 10 seconds. Almost all of those are from former slave colonies and of west african descent.

1 white guy has done it
1 chinese guy has done it
1 half white, half aboriginal australian has done it

Race is skin deep

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midright is most qt

who remembers that bloke on reddit with two willards?

...

neither dude
but vers if no other options are available beyond just doing other things. and i havent bum sex in a decade

we're not all clones from the clone factory

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youtu.be/EaQmKNg1Q70

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mm magic smokes
*suck*

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EBOD-768

there is some truth to the theory of intersectionality
white, cis, het, rich men are better off than black, trans, homo, poor women

blacks have more fast twitch muscle fibers
it's why they're good at basketball and sprinting

Why do I have a cuck fetish? I hate myself so much

agreed, also find I can just resolve issues so much quicker or ask questions when I can walk over to someone's cubicle rather than have to call and email and hope they answer
the commute is annoying, plus no access to my kitchen, and not being able to sleep until 5 minutes before clocking in

That side of things isn't so bad for me actually (possibly because I have a spare room to use for a home office), it's more to do with never seeing anybody anymore except through Teams

Don't have to really go through the routine of being presentable or well-dressed either, so you start to feel like a disgusting NEET even though you're actually in quite a good job

no shit
but why do black trans homo poor women need to be hating on a playa when they cant play the game

I believe it

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years of Any Forums exposure has rewired your brain

twitter.com/bestofjosephq/status/1550966679110311941?s=20&t=vqhxmi08ydwlqbBAaE4rvg

ok, this is funny!

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might flirt with toilberg

> Jasmine Lucilla Elizabeth Jennifer van den Bogaerde

Ok mr thought leader

Probably because you got cheated on and it emotionally scarred you and now you've sexualised those feelings as a sort of defence mechanism

screaming

guys just watched skins so epic kaya scoldario has sex with men I can't believe it

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>Why was everyone in Britain in the 60s and 70s a nonce?
[Citation Needed]

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?"alright, imma head out"

why is life without alcohol so shit

Would you rather be bummed or get bummed by mihai?

In the future I hope to become an older, more mature kind of disappointment.

Yeah. Was ages ago too.

mihai is a bottom so...

>extremely low effort bot try better next time russiamonky

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Next thread: Modern white boys edition desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1658/56/1658561981244.webm

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wish this midget freak would fuck off

i've got 50p, fuck you, bastard

TRANSVESTITES

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

TRANSVESTITES

MANDEM IN DISGUISE

youtube.com/watch?v=4Ua85vgFvlg

fake and gay

currently stroking my cock

i know my toilfu has a bf but her batty baaaaaddddd and she qt

i dont much like electricity

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Bet I could spark any of you

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Maybe more to do with a portion of them being selectively bred than race itself
But they probably are naturally more muscular tbf

youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs

i know it doesnt go away

and you see me standing, open eyed, horrified, that little dark age

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based

one thing i like is how small and centralised everything is, everything being centralised in london is pretty convenient considering the majority of people in england live within a 2 hour train ride to london. you get there and you have everything but you don't actually have to live there to have access to all the amazing cultural institutions