Palpatine's "son" (created in laboratory) is called Dathan

Who are Rey's parents?

That was the question that riddled Star Wars fans for years during Disney's sequel trilogy before it was finally unveiled that they were of Sith descent and none other than the offspring of the evil Emperor Palpatine in "Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker" (2019).

Now, New Zealand author Adam Christopher is filling in even more blanks with his upcoming novel, "Star Wars: Shadow of the Sith" (Del Rey, 496 pp., out June 28), set between the events of "Return of the Jedi" and "The Force Awakens." Rey's parents are revealed and readers get to learn more about Dathan and Miramir – who are always one mistake away from capture, as Palpatine's presence looms and Jedi hunter Ochi pursues Rey as the key to the Sith's return.

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Have sex

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY REY’S DAD BIOCULUS (Formerly Trioculus, possibly Triclops). FUN TIMES WILL COME TO YOU, YOU WILL BE BASED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY WITH “DARK GREETINGS.”

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Dathan for you

>Dathan
just like Han Solo

Sigh… somehow Palpatine returned.

why does he have darth vaders chest stuffs in his belt now
dark greetings

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Dark greetings

Also aboard this ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-a-bad-guy, and Admiral Bone-to-Pick. But they don't mention them.

dArK GrEeTiNgS

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>Sith Lord Ambatukam

He’s not even Sheev’s son. He’s some larper that put the real Triclops imprisoned in some caves on Yarvin 4 or some shit
But yes, Dark Greetings

Dathan as in the evil jew from 10 Commandments?

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This is Boyega's nightmare. They're all coming to crash into him, then make love to his paralyzed body.

The real question is why can't this nigga wash his damn hands?

He's gay

"DARK GREETINGS"

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>That was the question that riddled Star Wars fans for years
C'mon now

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Dark greetings.

what porn does palpatine look at while jerking off until he can ejaculate into a cup, i wonder. probably japanese rape porn and rope bondage.

Ugh please, no more Star Wars thankyou

Big Sith Cock

Newborns being tortured

yeah, you're probably right. Daisy's Destruction and animal crushing vids, also.

>Palpatine's son Dohnathan
>Palpatine's son Dicholas
>Palpatine's son Dartholomew

>Completely insanely technologically advanced galactic society with magic
>everything still comes down to 'good genes'/'bad genes'
>they don't even think to work with this except once

>Some woman fucked this and was impregnated

>DARK GREETINGS