/brit/

shall be needing the car on tuesday at 9pm
and again on friday at 5pm
no I don't care about your schedule

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the yanks have shark tank as well
mark cuban is one of the sharks (big media man and owns an nba basketball team)

I watched the Australian version of master chef once and it was like a yank tv show. Dramatic music and everyone crying all the time

London is a great place to live when you're 25. It's a bit more of a slog when you're 35. Then OK again when you're 45.

and shop keeper said, take the mask off for a second, you seem very young with it

youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs

aww it was such a very compliment.

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gfberg is calling me to come around but just gonna pretend im asleep so i can keep playing vidya

currently stroking my cock

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Is this true?

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yeah

Have you not grown out of video games yet?
I get bored of every game after a day now

I was a single, white, jobless man when I applied too. You don't need to have a job to apply. In fact its almost assumed you don't work and never will work by the way they talk about it. Theres no criteria but you will be put into a band depending on your circumstances (Band 1 for example homeless pregnant women and refugees). I was put in band 3, depending on your area the wait time can vary but band 3 is probably where they will put you. Takes a while to fill out everything they require, but just go to the website of your council mate and go from there honestly

OHHHHH PADDY THE BADDY

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You’d have to pay me £300,000 a year to live in London

the yank one is crazy they just offer 500k at the drop of the hat
when the uk one they are worried about investing 50k in anything

This desu

Only game I can muster the drive to play is fifa and i play about 2 games and just get bored or raging

Londons a great city what are you on about

BASED PADDY
RORKEY GETS BATTERED
EVERYWHERE HE GOES

How is it great?

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based spas that is literally me rn

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paddy the goaty

interesting lad. I shall look into it.

for me it's trade and business

For me it's Morgoth's Review

You can do just about anything you want.
Theres a club or bar playing any type of music, always gigs and raves on, loads of great food, the museums are brilliant, any sport you want is there. Its got everything

>london is a great place to live

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There is a global conspiracy preventing me from getting a gf

*rorke nodding in agreement*

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give me fuel
give me fire
give me cadiz
or i retire

for me it's frosted fragments

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>gif
fuck off

was behind paddy til he went on about mental health there. only the mentally feeble and selfish kill themselves

As a citylad, I yearn for a 3 week all expenses paid vacation to London. Love the hustle and grime of a good city.

clogwog doesn't understand what long term demographic patterns are
not surprising

they definitely invest a lot more often
a lot more played up

Need a state appointed brown gf

cadiz nuts

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you can get all of that in any city in the UK.

least mentally ill american

He was cruisin' for a bruisin' innit lad haha

pretty sure the majority of americans are legally retarded

Don’t really care about music much, the food in London isn’t good on average, the museums are good I’ll give you that but how often are you going to go to a museum? I could never go to a museum again and I’d be fine

Life felt so majestic, mysterious and full of possibilities at 20.

And 30 I feel like I'm stuck in the Groundhog day

and without the rampant knife crime and gang culture lmao

You cant anywhere in Ireland

bit joyless and anhedonic aren't you

ayo 'jak this fool

in 10 years youll realize the futility of it all

youtube.com/watch?v=ewgCqJDI_Nk

elves have things to protect

you have fought long enough mihai

you have not seen, for all palantiri were rescued or lost to the sea
and into one palantir galadriel she looked

It’s like they say about trading stocks or currencies: Only invest money you can afford to lose. Except in this case the valuables are emotional. Besides, you don’t lose the pearl and any trampling that happens won’t damage it—can’t even touch it, in fact. It’s still yours. Although it smarts a bit, you can just pick that pearl back up and put it safe in its little drawer of the heart and walk on, none the worse for the wear but quite a bit wiser.

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alri sam

kind of bored and fancy buying a lego set

i know they get collected by manchildren but havent built one since i was a kid and fancy sinking a day into one. might get one of those massive jigsaws too

lost a braincell reading this

Far from it, I just don’t really care enough about music to care that there are bars that play obscure jazz or something

doing a read
might take the fixed gear bike pill

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I've been buying "Actiph Alkaline Ionised Water".

What the duck does that mean

i felt like this until i went and saw the prices

complete opposite for me. Felt like shit when I was 20. Nobody likes you or treats you seriously in jobs, its hard to get a job if you didn't go to university like everybody seems to do now. At 30 theres a sense of refreshing reassurance as to the direction in your life

nigel farage hot pics

budapest is nicer than london

*flattens your bollocks with a mallet*

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get the moustache grown
the flannel worn
the ipa's imbibed
the vegan food consumed

I don't coast.

gross

that is the most blatantly obvious photoshop ive ever seen in my life ffs why would you even post that

this definitely happened

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Yep. Much cooler city, much better food, much MUCH less dangerous

delete

Listening to Angels & Airwaves

just checking the test levels of /brit/

right or left?

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He’s the only dissident right lad I still listen to desu

were you there rorke? no? thought not
fact checkers said it happened

eight, duh