/brit/

careful man are getting TUMPED UP for that shit

black male asian female is by far the best porn, black men are the most masculine and asian women the most feminine and when they come together, amazing things happen.

If women didn't have tits and a hole in between their legs they would've been put out to pasture thousands of years ago

i kinda asked this asked this bi guy to sleep with him and he said yes
policemen swear to god

it was nice but i no i didnt try anything

youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs

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might watch some asian male black female porn

thoughts on the new drip?

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name on helperlad

which one are you now
where are you heading?

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leftypol brainwashing children to sell drugs to make a living at the same time complaining about life's hardships and expecting anyone to take him seriously

There’s porn on Reddit?

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same flag but different hue of blue
why are EUroids like this?

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It's thought that the average footballer peaks at 27 or 28.

Modern evidence suggests it's closer to 23.

This is depressing as fuck. Even pro gamers seem to peak at literally 18 or 19 nowadays. The human aging process has fuck all stamina and peaks way too early

07

don't get how fish have such tiny teefs

43 here, stage 2

rorke feigning ignorance as he alt-tabs out of reddit's cuckoldry section

literally saw a "black authors" section in wh smith a couple of months ago

bring back book burnings

Non-euclidean

xxx tv show idea: love on the rectum (play on the title "love on the spectrum")

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mate you're the only one here who routinely posts interracial/tranny porn

rorke looking at his and imagining black willards

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>Exit West
Noooooo dont leave ahhh we'd really miss having black people around

Down we go again boys
Genuinely had enough

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mad how we've collectively decided certain minority groups need to be babied through life

BAME fiction?

Yeah personal development haha.

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it better be femdom

Depends really. Some sports it takes a while to build word record stamina

Kipchoge did his sub 2hr marathon exhibition at age 34

Didn’t you spam outer Any Forums with BBC/cuck shit for ages and get the Netherlands rangebanned?

>newfag doesn't know mikey was spamming screenshots of reddit's cuckold porn sections
desuarchive.org/int/post/167824577/

I realise I drink literally 4 days a week and on one of those days, I get super drunk.

This is not healthy. Trouble is that I get bored in the evenings and like the thrill of drinking and socialising with people. Video games don't do it for me anymore, and lifting in the gym doesn't either.

Feel like I'm in a downward spiral

Why are English people so filled with hatred?

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i bought it because you told me it was getting listed on coinbase, not disappointed though im quite pleased at how its held through this bear market

*moves your posts to the mongy gimp section of waterstones*

No signs of balding yet for me at 26.

Me: I promise not to turn into a polar bear.
Me after half a Bud Light:

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knock on wood

wish scotland would leave the UK so we can invade again

African and black literature has some real bangers
There, I said it

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Checked.

Also running isn't really a sport, is it?

Give me a genuine sport where the average athlete peaks after 30.

brown, asian, mboko, extraterrestrial

ive got some "wood" you can "knock on" mate

that's heineken tho

Wow that’s really bad that all that stuff definitely happened

Black, Asian, Middle Eastern
Pommy for browns

tories btfo at the ufc

Yes or No?

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yooooo this shit low lowkey a bop fr

this was written by an american

I was a powerhouse in my 20s. Now I'm 32 and in the past year alone I feel I'm half the man I was. Mind, body and spirit in rapid depletion. I'm glad I've lived a hell of a life so far. Fuddy duddy mode now, I'm a boring tired piece of shit

rorke's mum and aunt meet his trad asian wife

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Is Stella based or cringe

Sunday roasts at restaurants are always grim

thinking back to the day of my birth
snivelled out of my mum's arse and never looked back

walking through the tescos i see the best hoes
ask em on a date i only get the best holes
use my stick i only hole in one
dont change it up i dont like loose stools
finish on the grass
trim green ready for making cheese

rorke eating all his chips before starting on the burger

Been feeling misanthropic lately lads

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the only based stella is stella cox

there's a finite amount of books you can realistically read before you die so you'd honestly be wasting your time reading anything from Africa instead of reading the Western canon, the greats, the pinnacles

It actually tastes pretty nice and its cheap
The whole wifebeater thing is overblown. The scum drink cheaper shit like special brew or those cheap bottles of cider

first time i ever saw someone with a mullet was in Ireland

Gonna grow my hair out long again. Been a KHHV with long and short hair so it makes no different and I want my long locks back

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When I was in my late teens and early twenties I had bundles of energy and would hit the gym after working for 10 hours. Also my erections were much stronger and when I ejaculated it would travel literally metres across the room.

Now I'm tired all the time, have weak erections and don't coom far. Oh, and I did get my testosterone levels checked, they were at 480 which is below average but in the normal range.

That is one ugly fucking nigger

London is known throughout England for xenophobia and hardcore English nationalism

It's good you never looked back, I saw me mum's cunt before and it was a horrowing experience

>when she wants to get all quirky about pidgeons or something
genuinely not in a good place lads

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No bap fr fr

there is this incredibly privileged british-chinese girl i met whilst at cambridge called eugenia who is a mathematician but now spends her time writing books about white privilege. saw one of her books at waterstones and actually almost screamed because i had no idea she had any fame
but yeah she was an incredibly rude and weird person

we've all seen your mum's cunt mate it's nothing to brag about

stella is only called wife beater because it used to be around 6% and wasn't priced too badly so it was the go-to beer for getting absolutely paggered
they lowered the alcohol content in the uk and raised the price about a decade ago

LIV
ERP
OOL

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Scots:
>FUCK ENGLAND
>FUCK ENGLAND
>FUCK ENGLAND
>Oh nooo the English don't like me anymore, this is sooo unfair, help me English people!

The most left wing feminist women I have ever known were Indian.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GeDjaQNiTog

no no no no
after 1939 and and after ww2 is not synonymous
im starting to think that club near me was sad gayyers in a sauna
look, im much but what is the point eh

based molly
hope paddy wins

Held the door open for an "Asian" looking gentleman and he looked me right in the eyes and didn't say thank you.

Did my white social cohesion get taken advantage of like the white nationalists said it would?

the first world war was arguably the seven years war
most major wars since then have invovled action on high seas around the globe and on the african, american, indian/asian and european landmass concurrently

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>seven hour war
sheeee
it from halflife 2

cool it with the n-word pal

What is it called when we apply human characteristics to non human things?
Like the archetypical idea of water vs fire

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Had JGAYJ as a captcha, took a screenshot and then lost it ffs

Honestly think I am angrier about Brexit now than I was then.

Yeah?

Nah, he was probably just a rude cunt. Loads of them about lad.

Why is /brit/ so ducking slow tonight. I thought you geeks didn't go out

why would you take a screenshot of that?

RARE FLAG
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actually it was in wales but he was irish and getting on the ferry back to ireland

ok?

190 with a new proxy

not rare

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Your natural in group preference instincts have been dampened due to years of social brainwashing
you should have slammed the door in that invaders face

the lads

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190 died in a bumming accident

Saw a webm that was apparently her fingering herself, not sure if it was real or not but very nice regardless.
I was going to print it off and stick it to my wall.

it was no accident

personification

was in the shop the other day and this girl came up to me trying to get past while i was looking at something. i was standing completely still and looking at her and she was sort of shuffling from side to side as though she didn't know how to get past, and she kept saying "sorry" as she did it.
what a fucking autist. makes me glad there are girls out there like that too, wonder if she went home and felt embarrassed about it.

i'm wasting time
i am quite literally wasting time right now

The mullet is timeless tbf

What type of person receives these as 'gifts'

do you reckon she thought you were going to rape her?

poonification

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they're making a comeback i see loads of people with them

A lucky one

Does any other people on earth write books oh how bad they are? Only anglos behave like this

Sushi Sunak

did you know the beastie boys invented the term mullet in 1994

true, guy had proper short sides, crew cut on the top and the back went down to his shoulder blades
was 13 years ago so it wasn't in fashion then

youtube.com/watch?v=GeDjaQNiTog

no no no no
after 1939 and and after ww2 is not synonymous
im starting to think that club near me was sad gayyers in a sauna
look, im much but what is the point eh

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Currently dating a fat girl, we've been together for about five years.
Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.
The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.
I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my PS4 controller.