/brit/

Neighbours just came round cause I was listening to Carpool Karaoke bits on YouTube and singing along to the James Corden bits. Bit embarrassed tbqh

normies get on the internet and see shit like programming, then apply their normie brains (NPC) onto it and constantly make shit like "rust is for trannies" and force it until people stop telling them to shut up, but they wont fuck off and just not "do" "programming"

i love her to infinicence
we have arranged a place in the halcyons together

You’re proving my point, another boring shitpost. You’re annoying like a fly that won’t leave you alone

i know it's clogwog but i don't think clogwog is dutch

he has an extremely similar writing style + themes to the german, you also never see them together

sucking a slug

It'll be you if you don't get a clue

did the filenames get longer on here?

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Reminder Liz Truss literally scrubbed all references to her affair from wikipedia.

sparkbrook is on another level of shithole
t. brummie

dashing every 30 minutes to take a wee

i can assure you that no one who actually writes software cares about stupid Any Forums shit

ill advised behaviour lad. mind yourself

this is how mentally retarded people act in real life
think about it for a sec and youll realize

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who remembers nu-rave

rorke doing leftypol up like a kipper

rashid impregnating a 14 year old child in care in Telford

reminder liz truss literally scrubbed kwasi's jungle bbc with her tongue

At least it's not heroin I guess

One more word and you’ll get your fucking wig split

*whisky

>think about it for a sec
nh

why are you so mad exactly?
why does this meme make you hurt?
too real?

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love the irish me. keep trying to convince the mrs to a driving holiday round the gaff x

get in here comrades

clogwog stuck in a thought loop, absolutely mindbroken

*smashes your skull in with a rock*

some people just cant control themselves i suppose

Probably does that too. She’s covered in bird shit too because she feeds the pigeons

Nah she drinks Jameson

true

recommend me a difficult civ 5 nation to play

This is absolute garbage not even joking lmao
Trying so hard to be like nu artctic monkeys tier lounge, moon rock or whatever
Honestly reckon all southerners should perhaps be arrested
Donedoners especially

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To play against or play for?

this is not a roleplay server, that's over there:

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really badly want aspinall to fucking batter blaydes but dont see it happening

i once took lsd
for more a few times

youtube.com/watch?v=DONyyYFr0Og

oh that was something

HAAAAAEEEEEEHHH

BACK YOU DEVILS.

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The generation of consumers who swallow this pessimistic sentiment can't see past the product to its debased morality.

3 months until Bayonetta 3!

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Birmingham is genuinely the worst city I've had the misfortune of visiting. Vandalism everywhere, grim run down sites, street signs in Urdu. Literal shithole.

This girl at work received a phone call from her new landlord, who had been in her property to repair some lights (which was arranged between them).

He called her, informed her that he had finished the work, and made a comment about the bondage straps at the end of her bed in a jokey way, something like "I wish I could try those out haha"

This led to her hanging up, crying in the office, and garnering the sympathy of all the other women in the office who agreed his behaviour was "rancid" and "disgusting".

I don't understand women's sexuality. She is a single mother who, for some reason, left bondage straps on her bed when she knew someone was going in there to fix something. And then had the audacity to call HIM sick / morally reprehensible / perverted.

Wtff

play as

not difficult like Venice where you have a gimpy national trait but like difficult to win

So something pretty amazing happened to me today r/Scotland

to the point I'm typing this out on my phone to tell you. Hopefully you can translate tell me what happened.

Basically I took a cab right out basically into the sticks to get a contract signed/sign a new client.. the deal was done and I was feeling very pleased with myself

I take the same cab back to the square mile in London and I get the bill.... £39.50

I hand the driver a £50 note from my wallet and he marks it with a pen and tells me it's a fake...

at this point the Driver is getting pretty irate and telling me he'll drive me to a cashpoint but he can't accept my £50 note..

There's a queue for my taxi and a Glaswegian man leans into the open window and says:

"what's the problem?"

"he thinks i'm trying to pay with a counterfeit note"

"oh aye?"

"yeah it's a legit note"

to the taxi driver

"how much is his fair"

"£39.50"

your man proceeds to take out 2 £20 pound notes and hands them to the taxi driver

"I've got him covered boy" (to the taxi driver)

"thank you sooo much mate seriously if your out tonight in central I can square us away"

"shut up ya wee dick, that's a rotten bit of luck to happen to anyone. Go on... fuck off"

r/Scotland

What just happened to me?

:S

fuck off reddit poofter

a couple for the substack

skimmed right past that

please be my gf niggas

clientberg got me fixing bugs on saturday

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Live your myth in Stoke

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richard blackwood getting a colonic irrigation on national TV

>garbage
foy

remember i went down with a few mates and the amount of crackheads down the bullring was staggering

Don’t know why you think I’m angry. Generally annoying, thick, boring cunts get told to fuck off irl and online. So do one mate, not interested in engaging in your petty games

make me you scandinavian poof
couldnt fight your way out of a paper bag

good job, well done.

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suckling diarrhoea from my mate's bumhole

Rorke is finished...

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forgot i was on swedish vpn

wholesome

If you're referring to the Mark Field affair, it's still on there. If you're referring to Kwarteng, it was never on there to begin with and you can't add it since there aren't reliable sources to back it up (I don't doubt it happened, but due to a press injunction there aren't any sources reporting on it, therefore no sources for Wikipedia to cite).

You dont get to comment on what women wear

decent night out if you know where to go desu

Finished nights on Friday morning and so far I’ve slept for 26 hours. That’s not right, I’m 24 and I feel like I’m dying

just think, these streets may once have been graced by the great Charles Nzonzi himself

>Dorner was a black nationalist
Retard.

Can ya handle it sunshine?

I'm doubting you at this point

Say hello to ya ma

Cooming causes balding

>no (You)s
Angel of darkness...

England isn't very good if you play without sea or a coastline because all their bonuses are sea based and trade based. The Aztecs aren't easy to win with either as they dont have very good bonuses too. Just pick a civ with the worst bonus. Now that I think of it India is really shit so try them

currently stroking my cock

As in you work nights??

dont think id have the brass neck to mention that i saw them personally

gimme a gf

thoughts on this image?

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NIGGER

wasn't he just seething at LA police department for firing him though

Lol

full of lust tonight x

Alri', thought police.

i just want to know your thoughts on this image

I usually play england so not going for that again. Aztecs might be a challenge. India is actually quite good I find but not had much experience playing.

drinking some moloko plus

dont mind that paddy but fucking cant stand that lesbo molly mccann

Is Chris Dorner the black american Raoul Moat

paddy the baddy is a good lad
women MMA fighters are overcompensating dykes

iirc Indians bonuses are like penalties, more unhappiness the higher the population which restricts expansion

>Killer Raoul Moat had a four-year affair with another man, it has been claimed.
>According to the Sun, 34-year-old Carl Redford says he and Moat slept together up to three times a week.
>Mr Redford said: “Raoul had a certain image – and being gay didn’t fit with that. He found me attractive and I was flattered. We satisfied each other.”

What did you talk about the last time you were at the pub?

Whats wrong with Buddhism?

um, is anyone wanting a game of chess? I'm bad and also drunk now

lichess.org/a9g0ZA3k

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Fuck have they got against Navajo

You can tell this image was made by a complete schizo

Nah, Dorner was actually a good dude