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fat little bastard

what do you guys think of the knitter on the chase? how does he compare with the other chasers?

only 12 stone (im 4 feet 3)

I am highly intelligent
Highly inquisitive

Would be amazing to see Ruby with her 13 year old female schoolgirl fans.

Would be really amazing to see.

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sucking a golfball

*reads your chart from the outside of your cell's heavy padded door*
of course you are sir

shes so fuckin fit
youtube.com/watch?v=Q5SzbaADh8A

nonce cunt
freak porn addict cunt

Why are English people like this?

your old boys watching the senior open and arguing with your mam about being able to do that

youtube.com/watch?v=VLbWnJGlyMU

Kino scene

are you crying because you saw porn?

*lays a runt trap*

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WTF IS THIS REAL?

what phenotype is this

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When I have learned something it never goes. Once it’s there old brainnberg just never lets me down
It’s etched forever. Also my first memory was before 18 months old whereas deano can barely remember primary school

Why are white women celebrated when they fake tan, but I was bullied for being brown?

horrible webm

youtube.com/watch?v=K3ScXxm2tWU

>yank
>yellow
>braces
>leather
>london

so many fetishes in one

sexually hot sex woman

gone yourself mokaev x

Why is London a fetish?

I have calculated that if I quit smoking, stop buying books, and resist from ordering food, and move back in with mumberg and scrimp and save every penny I can I could save 50k in two years and splurge it on a couple of months in Asia and kill myself when its done

sound like a good plan boss

yeah sure pal aha
*looks around bewildered*

el sexo espania

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need a northern californian GF

Any of you ever met the Queen?

it makes my cock hard

Trying to cut back on wanktoil

who wants to stay with me in a cabin for a week next month on a lake in Maine?

good post
you know who you are

this but buying a terrace house then killing myself in it

have sucked a man's pecker who had sucked the queen's pecker

didn't know she got interviewed by Ian and Anthony from Smosh

my housemates are all intense and there's loads of them and as a result i am usually severely dehydrated

don't want to get murdered

met her in a betting shop near telford once corr she played the under if you no what i mean

Yeah fingered her round the back of Spoons in Winnersh

just realised that Franco was the good guy in the spanish civil war

>ian and anthony from smosh
lad youve killed me here

mumberg claiming last night's sausages were perfectly cooked
the stuff coming out of my arse tells a very different story let me tell you

no but apparently my great grandparents did

can we drink beers smoke glass and go fishing?

waka waka he he
waka waka oh oh

...yh?

yh...

yh

...nh

this thread? it's shit.

James Franco?

no but mum's friend is a dame

howling

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drag her to the toilet and say WELL???

cant believe finland have a city named after johnny turk.

and THAT is the long and short of it my good man

multirepliers must hang for devaluating the value of (You) as a fiat currency

choon x
youtube.com/watch?v=bdQioZHYpvQ

How much sugar do you think is too little?
Starting to wonder if maybe I have low blood sugar, because I've been feeling very tired quite often despite getting plenty of sleep
Daily sugar intake usually consists of whatever's contained in a few pieces of fruit, enough full-fat milk for my cereal, and three chocolate hobnobs

my pronouns are 'user' and 'anoness'

shadilay praise kek

aha yes lads whats going on

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dire threads today

spain is pretty mental
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Tejero

What's that wog song about money and women?

Ain't it a shame to go fishin' on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to go fishin' on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to go fishin' on a Sunday
When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Or Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Ain't it a shame

watch f1 with the gf, she says she supports ferrari but im gaslighting her into thinking she's always been a merc fan. think it's starting to work, even bought her a merc polo shirt which she's started wearing when we watch races