Bears the temptation and dangers of the one ring not for duty or victory but to help a friend

>bears the temptation and dangers of the one ring not for duty or victory but to help a friend
>gets rewarded with big titty gf and doesn't have to into the great beyond with everyone else

was sam based?

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Based? Based on what?

what was his tax policy?

Sam was a libertarian

sam was a green

where does he get his food?

From his garden

was it a big titty hobbit? i don't remember that part. got any screenshots?

Anarcho monarchist.

Did he share the load?

if i recall correctly he does sail for valinor later in his life before he dies, doesnt he?

after reading the book i realized that sam was the true hero, frodo's burden was great but he was also selfish, which is harder to show in a movie than in prose, sam always had a pure heart and without sam frodo would've never made it

Is there any chance that Frodo, Merry, and Pippin, decended from the wealthiest and most powerful families in the shire, hadn't already worn that slampig out before Sam married her? Pippin is the future Thain and Merry is heir to the Master of Buckland.

of course, he had a bunch of kids

Yes, Sam was the last one to leave.

Yeah after his wife passed away. So he got to raise a family, live a life and head out to get to see Frodo again.

National Shirecialist

Yeah he left the red book to his daughter and sailed off to the Undying Lands. He was a ringbearer after all

>Master of Buckland
The Hobbits have a land dedicated purely to breaking in Easterling slaves?

Samwise Games is the protagonist of Lord of the Rings. Frodo pulls a Boromir and Sam doesn't even bring it up, i wanted him to call food on his shit when he told gandalf.

>you told him you threw the ring in mister frodo
>yes sam
>well why did you lie? Don't seem right you saying you wanted to keep it and you and gollum go wrestling about and you screamed fuck gandalf and then gollum bit you and you said how you wanted to kill everyone and he fell in the lava with the ring
>sam the ring is a very big burden
>you keep saying that but I carried it and I don't need to fuck off to elf heaven or be an asexual fag my whole life from the ring either.
>sam you know bilbo abused me at a young age
Something, any discussion of his two-facedness would have been appreciated.

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Gandalf planned that shit with Gollum the whole time.

It was pretty much needed since no one would be able to resist the ring right at the mountain.

>literally volunteers for a suicide mission
>selfish
retarded ass nigga
if anything sam was selfish, since he was only on the quest for frodo, not the whole of middle earth, he’d have let middle earth burn as long as he got to pound his “masters” bussy

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natsoc

Frodo never hid the fact that he’d kept the ring. He was known as Frodo of the 9 fingers for a reason.

imagine cucking for frodo this hard

Based on fact that you are a fucking flaming faggot