You become trapped in the world of the last movie you watched

>you become trapped in the world of the last movie you watched
>the main character of the movie you watched before that one is trapped with you and trying to kill you
where are you and who is coming after you

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>trapped in that new chip and dale movie world
>asian lady from Everything Everywhere all at Once is coming to kill me
i am completely fucked but i will try to fuck some hot cartoons before i die

I'm in the MCU and Spider-Man Is trying to kill me. Guess I'll just die.

Fuck me. I'm in Coraline world and PHILLIP FUCKING MARLOWE (played by the inimitable Robert Mitchum) from Farewell My Lovely is coming to smoke my ass.
I'm just gonna try to clap Other Mommy and die happy

im in the MCU too except the northman is coming to kill me. I'm pretty sure he's no match for guns if I can get to one in time

>Los Angeles
>Frodo Baggins

you are safe as long as he doesnt have the ring or sneaks up on you, but you would have to live in LA so you should just let him kill you

I'm in the breaking bad universe and Amber Heard is coming after me.

>trapped in Bone Tomahawk
>main character from Terrified is trying to kill me
dang /hor/ fucking sucks man...

Trapped in Justinian and Theodora's decadent Rome
Mad Max tries to kill me

It would be a kino movie

The last movie I watched was Freaky Friday the 2000s one, and the movie before that was Bruce Almighty.

Now I recall Bruce's power only works in a section of his hometown, whereas Freaky Friday was filmed in California, so I should be fine. Basically wacky Jim Carrey is after me, I think I could take him.

>the northman
I am fucked

>Top Gun
>The Dude

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I am in Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow and the scumbag rarehunter guy from Polanski's Ninth Gate is coming to beat my ass to death with his evil book and his hot succubus girlfriend
Hopefully I have enough time to bust a nut in prime Christina Ricci before any of that shit happens

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>minions
>christian laettner

its gonna get weird bros

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>Trapped in Robocop
>Autismo from The Northman is coming after me
I buy an assault rifle for ten bucks and shoot him dead.

You need to kill yourself ASAP.

> Some shitty Hong Kong prison from Ricky O. Hunted by a pair of mustachioed gigachads from RRR.
Fuck.

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>Trapped in the world of Bill & Ted Face The Music
San Dimas High School Football Rules!
>Mads Mikkelsen from Druk is trying to kill me
bros...

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>"i've got, like, a lock on you man"

I am in toon town being hunted by Emanuelle from the erotic movie series, could have done worse

>trapped in Manchukuo
>Nazi Brad Pitt hunting me down
I think I can escape Nazi Brad Pitt since was mostly lazy in that movie, but I'll probably get picked up by the Kenpeitai.

Hot Rod
Elizabeth Olsen from Wind River

looks like I'm getting my dick sucked on a moped

>trapped in Dr. Who (Dec 31 1999, San Fran)
>Ben Hur (Charlton Heston) is trying to kill me
I think I have decent odds. It really depends on where we both appear