/brit/

getting my daily dose of Sargon, Molyneux, Marmiteman4 and The Amazing Atheist

Probably wasn't a good example to use, because that's admittedly the one fella in the group who had begun to drift apart already

But the others used to throw events quite regularly
In our early 20s we'd do things like BBQs, games nights, curry nights, and going out (sometimes to clubs, sometimes just to pubs) on the weekends - some of the lads had missuses, some didn't, didn't really matter
Now pretty much none of that happens - the couples just hang around by themselves or occasionally do things like double dates, and I only see them a few times a year for things like birthdays or stag dos.

currently own nothing, feeling quite happy too tbf

*gets 1 million quid victim compensation for rape*

the unironic gf

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Churches are LGBTQ? Who knew!

NONCES

damn
I was about to make a post about this

sipping a coffee

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dats rite bigot

phwoarrr. tattoos are very grim but corrrrr phwoarrrr

low libido me lads, can look at all these slag pics and not feel a thing, get hard after foreplay with the GF and kissing etc, but nothing just sitting here looking at pics, if anything kinda repulsed by it

alri klaus

Thank you fellow white Anglo-Saxon warrior

climbed up a hill I use to climb as a child to admire the view
acres and acres of woodland and farm have been replaced with barrett estates
Horrid

would you rather be paralyzed from the neck down but be the richest person in the world or paralyzed from the waist down but have the hottest gf in the world

a real woman with hips, over your narrow hips GF with a willard, which one lad

It’s not the same country we grew up in, lad.

nowt wrong with 'toos

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youtube.com/watch?v=TPNjvQxtreU
this is it
this is fucking it
this is the best song

how does your lung capacity compare

>paralyzed from the waist down
would use my arm as a dildo on her

relax lad, said she's fit just not a fan of the grim tattoos. would defo shag her just be ashamed to be seen with her lol
they're grim

Shit is wack

Was a little fatty as a kid and im moderately fit now so its actually better

took duvet cover out of the wash and it stinks of damp what the fuck

grimology

Hmm...these seem like well-adjusted, normal, trustworthy people who should have their propaganda plastered all over British schools. Nothing at all concerning about a group of middle aged men dressed as women trying to impose their perverse sexual ideology on infant children.

I don't know why you guys always call me an autist and a virgin. I'm not autistic and I've had PLENTY of sex with lots of different females.

Because it's damp dummy

What sort of gf can I get as a 26 year old kissless hugless handholdless friendless virgin?

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youtube.com/watch?v=IA_N4kA6zQc
youtube.com/watch?v=EMj-RQ9JfAY

no they're not, love a few 'toos me
be quiet virgin

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dont know why people get so uppity about 'toos, just ink innit. can't you even get them removed now?

Are Ted's been belly aching about this for donkies years

does me knob work?

none clearly

ITS OVER

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a grim one who is obese on disability and visits food banks for pot noodles probably

Virginity transcends the physical

nah mate
ahaha banter

no need to project

do you prefer anglo-saxon muslims or arab christians

Walking past people I find attractive in Tesco and slipping into a fantasy of spending the rest of my life with them and raising a beautiful family together

i'm a christian

Idiots be like
>hmm I have no friends
>I should skip friends and just get a girlfriend
>this won't result in a pathetic, toxic dependency at all

upper middle classes have to got to distinguish themselves from lower middle classes with more marginal differences now that the middle class as a whole is being squeeze by cost of living

Angloids be like
>I hate immigration
* buys a house in Cornwall or Scotland *

ktim

Arab Christians (Iberians)

check'd
answer the question

>map games
MASSIVE VIRGIN ALERT

Amglo muzzies

kicked out of tescos for spunking on the self checkout machine

i did answer the question lol

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they also be like
>i have no interests or hobbies and i don't go anywhere except work and home
>i should still be able to make friends and meet partners out of nothing

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>i'm a christian

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it's even worse than that it's: i'm better than everyone else you don't deserve me why is everyone else such a boring normie etc etc
vile people

Don’t really give a fuck about where anyone is from or whatever, just find racism funny and hate lefty woke bollocks simple as

im a rorke but the troon flag honestly has nice colours tbf

mark felton sex arse

Christ I love walking along our ancient footpaths. Walking the same trials as our ancestors and forefathers, venturing from village to village for generations

jesus walked in glastonbury

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Scrum Master has to be the easiest job on planet earth
>Not technical at all but still get to be part of a technical team and have access to technical wages
>Get paid 3x more than the code monkeys beneath you get paid
>Entire job is setting up teams meetings and mural boards and all this team building exercise bullshit
>Role is offering support and removing blockers and sending emails on behalf of the people who are actually working
>Keeps project owner updated with how he's sticking to scrum principles and keeping people productive

An utterly pointless job

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*Takes a shit on your ancient footpath just as your ancestor did*

Today I learned that bri'ish peepo pay taxes that are then given to likes of Stonewall that can effectively lobby and block what your elected representatives want to accomplish.
Do you really?

The barrat housing estates and industrial parks of jolly old England

circumcised jewish claws

Even though I'm not obese or disabled?

salmon doesn't look like that it's dyed red

Me? I'm a scran master

since you lot have a few political opinions, lets run a government. post ending in 3 chooses name of our party and opposition party. all options default.
also i know
>democracy 3
im a povvo leave it out

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LOL

*steps in it and exclaims in anger before hitting you over the head with a large stick, just as our forefathers did*

I have romantic fantasies about almost all attractive women I speak to.

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>Scrum Master
is that like the captain of a rugby team?

gave catberg a little piece of bacon

Managing people is more valuable than being a code monkey
If the job were as desirable and easy as made out to be then it means it's also competitive

sex arse has come to life

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literally me in tesco this morning following a cute girl around

100% all taxes and cut healthcare spending to zero

leftyrorke

>newfags think same file name = same poster, not knowing everyone who just "right click + save" gets the same file name
Suuuuummmmmeeerrrr

it's named after rugby
It's this thing in tech where you have to stick to this agile process framework to ensure you remain productive
it's one of dozens that exist.
If you ever have a corporate job they're ubiquitous.

It's my birthday today lads

corrr imagine a cat tackling a pig and tasting its flesh

Its amazing England will be majority indian in your lifetime and you will do nothing to stop it.

ah yes the game where you can't do anything without getting fucking assassinated

fall for me
fall
for
me

prefer the ol' scottish sikh me

helpernonce

It's not about the filename, it's about the hash of the file

dumb motherfucker

okay the inverted aeropress coffee with double scoop is pretty peng

obviously an english thing. would never hear a scottish office talk about this.

a scraster as it were

>just be urself.
Have you considered that we had interests and hobbies and lost them over time? Also my parents met through work.

Happy birthday bro!!!!
Have a great day man xxxx

leftyrorke asking his boyfriend to put a finger up his bum while they play fifa

someone soyjak this clown

don't care just like everyone else

brainlet

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