'ARRY POTTA!
THAT LITTLE STUNT YOU PULLED WITH THE GOBLET OF FIRE HAS THE WHOLE GODDAMN MINISTRY BREATHING DOWN MY NECK! HAND IN YOUR CLOAK AND WAND........AND YOUR OTHER WAND
'ARRY POTTA!
Joshua Sanders
Jackson Mitchell
That little stunt you pulled just cost you two weeks of shower tokens.
Benjamin Long
Haha le epic "calmly" meme because directors are not allowed to adapt their base material haa
Parker Evans
what exactly do you get when your house wins?
Leo Perez
Its what you DON'T get.
Gabriel Peterson
Now, of course, if you were to investigate Voldemort on your own time, as a private citizen, technically there's nothing I could do to stop you. I'm just saying.
Aiden Perry
One of the ghosts gives you a blowjob. Apparently it can only be describes as "otherworldly"
Lucas Nelson
Go to bed mike
Jaxson Moore
Directors are indeed not allowed to adapt their base material, that's correct, yes.
Jeremiah Hughes
>professor Slughorn, I came across a rather strange book in the problematic section of the library
David Turner
Samuel Howard
Psohdapr
Christopher Gomez
>KEEP YO MUTHA FUCKIN NAME OUT MAH MUTHA FUCKIN GOBLET
Wyatt White
>What's a chromosome?
Grayson Williams
>Black Mages Lives Matter
Luke Campbell
>PENIS REGENERATUS
there you go Steven, got me scared for a second
Zachary Flores
>Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin. Well done, Slytherin. HOWEVER, I would appreciate it if you tone down the ruthless bullying of other houses. You Slytherins have been very cruel to Ronald Weasley in particular for casting a spell with a broken wand that caused him to vomit slugs. Why, that's not so awful, children. Some people wouldn't laugh at Ron at all for vomiting a considerable quantity of slimy gastropods. Indeed, someone would even call it... titillating. I certainly would. I once cast a spell that had the slimy little chaps spilling out of Lily Potter's tight, sweet snatch.
>Dumbledore fixes his gaze on Harry
>My tastes are very specific, Harry. She didn't like it and kept shouting this muggle phrase... reep, raep. Something like that. So she threatened to bring me before the Wizengamot if I didn't subsidise her and your father's lavish lifestyle; MY money which you have now inherited and now lays in Gringotts. I never quite got over that, Harry, hence why I strangle lady-boys in Bangkok on the sly in order to blow off steam. She was a good friend.
>...
>Anyhow, FUCK SLYTHERIN. GRYFFINDOR WINS!
Henry Morris
ENGORGIO PENIS
Jaxson Gomez
>oh no no NOOOOO *ACK*
Caleb Allen
>Weimar? A Jewish school of sexual research?
Parker Garcia
but isn't Frankfurt in France?
James Clark
I have an announcement to make, Dean Thomas died this morning outside my office. I have it on good authority this was self defence and no investigation will be commenced.