Im literally going to die without ever having sex. Thats kind of messed up

Im literally going to die without ever having sex. Thats kind of messed up.

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most likely a gross exaggeration but if not then hookers. blind girls. arranged marriage at a developing country.

it's not that weird.

Get an escort. They are very nice, and don't make you feel weird or anything. Bring some alcohol with you and condoms and just get it over with. You'll realize it isn't this crazy life changing event and you'll feel better. That's what they are there for. You pay for it one way or another. Might as well skip the bullshit and go straight to fucking.

It's very strange to think that for the vast majority of people alive sex is just a normal part of life

Hookers are extremely illegal in most of the world. Gee I wonder why.

you can pay for it

No. Don't do this. You'll regret it.

to drive up the value of whores, ironically

Oh boo hook for you
Man up

Let me guess, 22?

18

why dont you ask a friend to help you get girls?

Especially when you live in the middle of the city. Sometimes you forget about it for several days, in your own world, and then you are sitting in your chair or getting ready for bed and you have the intellectual remembrance: "there objectively thousands of people kissing and fucking within a few miles of me right now, many of them ugly and fat yes, others quite attractive. They are all rutting. It is a normal routine that occurs regularly. They expect it of other adult couples and have a shared knowledge about the rutting, although they are usually polite about it in public if they were raised properly."

Fags

>friend

hoo boy, get a load of this friend-haver over here. I bet you have a facebook account!

It really is kinda funny. You have people who are in control of the entire world fucking literal children and then fucking random girls who get money for it is illegal. It's so fucked up

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It is literally better to go to one's grave a virgin than to demean one's self even one time with a hooker. It's called a principle (you don't have any).

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Shoulda got those quints, post was true enough. Darn.

you know? I think that's the case for my brother (46), he's schrizophrenic, though

>french kissed with a girl when I was like 11-12 and she was a few years older
>Also I had sex in a dream a few years ago (it felt pretty real)

now I'm a 31 year old NEET

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Didn't lose mine until 24 my dude, now I get laid constantly. It's fun but it's not everything