If the show so far takes place before the fall of Reach wasn't Master Chief technically never virgin?
If the show so far takes place before the fall of Reach wasn't Master Chief technically never virgin?
Justin Martinez
Jonathan Perry
Wow he was just like me
Thomas Jackson
so this show is really shit huh.
Ryder Robinson
At first I read Chief as Chef kek, it was an unsettling title until I saw the word Halo.
Cameron Moore
I actually think I love it but it's nothing like the games if you want that for some reason.
It's very weird. Today's episode did a 3 minute wormhome sequence straight out of Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
Liam Johnson
lmao I thought so too hahahhaa
Jaxon Sullivan
When Gordon Ramsey loses his virginity will he make headlines like Master Chief?
Daniel Wood
Waking up one morning, sitting down with coffee to read the news, expecting the Ukraine War, and seeing 5 headlines about Master Chief losing his virginity was one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.
Austin Morgan
>literally occult hand signs
I wish I never found /x/, I see everything.
Michael Hill
bros....
Blake Sanders
why would anybody watch this flaming pile of dogshit?
Anthony Clark
As a long time Halo fan and long time virgin I feel like I lost my virginity as well.
Angel Green
elaborate. I see 6 different hand signs and i have no clue what they mean.
Carter Jones
The forks are precisely shaped to be human hands (you can see the bent finger pairs consistently have the right finger higher than the left, like real fingers) doing classic esoteric, most likely freemasonic, signs. The one on the right is blatant satan imagery.
William Bell
what about the jews hands holding the forks. is this a cryptic message? Theyre all different.
Christopher Kelly
I lost my virginity last night and I'm not joking
Samuel Reyes
Just go to /x/ and ask for the masonic hand sign chart.
Nicholas Roberts
won't ever happen. not with a grilled cheese sandwich like that.
Dominic Edwards
Masterchief was chemically castrated by the Spartan program as a teen. The man never had sex period.
Isaiah Scott
Christian Lewis
the most common use of those hand signs in culture is fingers crossed for lying, the "V" sign for victory or peace, and the devil horns to show that you like heavy metal music
this guy is just being autistic because every culture in the world is made up of humans that have hands, and so every possible pose a hand can hold has multiple different cultural meanings from different cultures
Josiah Scott
So they're trying to frame anyone who opposes their terribad writing as an incel?
Adrian Thomas
>Schedeen