Did Boomers really fantasize about banging porn stars

>A teenager's dreams come true when a former porn star moves in next door and they fall in love.

Imagine the 2022 version of this Jew crap, Oh my God Lana Rhoades moved in next door! I get to be the 200th dick that touches her pussy!!

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Not gonna lie. I was a huge coomer in my teenage years. It would be a dream to have a Playboy model or a porn actress living next door.

>200th dick
Oh boy have I got some news for you user. You missed a couple zeroes.

>movie about a porn star
>Cuthbert doesn't get nude, in her absolute prime
>no nudity at all


I will never forgive those responsible.

Is it even possible to be a teenager without being a coomer?

Former pornstars have kids all the time though. There are always pathetic simps who are ready to get into relationships with used up sluts.

I’m praying Islam takes over the west

There is that brazilian dude that impregnated AJ Applegate lol

>elisha cuthbert
What happened?

200th? She's in the thousands

I thought this movie was amazing and what I wanted in life as a 20 year old virgin watching this

She hit the wall and then started complaining about women being objectified after she had built a career off of it. Like most sluts do.

If she looked like prime Elisha Cuthbert, yeah. Also I rewatched this for the first time in ages and its held up well - it's almost charming.

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The meaning of the movie flew right over your zoomer head. SAD. You're just young not retard fucking listen to the shit you consume you're not special you will age like everyone else

retarded*

OP is a millennial

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Classic

dion was a fuckin pylon

SO FUCKING HOT OMG LESBIAN ACTION OMGGGGGG

lol what?

I don't get it

If you had a chance, which pornstar would you fuck, Any Forums?

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haha yeah a white guy is dating a former pornstar it’s fucking nuts bro you won’t ever believe it i can’t even believe it’s real man lmao what the fuck mano holy shit hahaha

This. American culture has women acting totally slutty but won’t show a nipple let alone ass. Euros are more relaxed about showing nudity but always more natural situations so less cooomer bait. Never understood why American parents swill let early teens watch violent gory films but clutch their pearls at the idea of a sex scene.

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