Would they still be A-listers if they looked like this?

Film brain is still successful after balding so surely a list celebrities would be fine

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DiCaprio could play young Jack Nicholson

>torture a man in college
>goes bald several decades later
karma can be a little slow sometimes

Bros...

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dude jumped from looking like a pudgy 16 year old straight to looking like a perverted 45 year old

Oh how the tables have turned...

What's going on here?
>has a normal hairline
>is balding at the front of his head, not his crown

no lol bald people are ugly af lole imagine not having hair

In fairness it's not like he'd be a 10/10 with hair...

No, Jude law was btfo for years because of his MPB. Most actors are chosen for the mix of acting skill and physical attractiveness not their pure acting talent. And that's fine, film is a visual medium.

Yes, all hair is fake in movies anyway, they make you wear wigs, extensions, they cgi the hair.

yes but only in japan

It's one of the less common pattern.
Otherwise he previosuly enhanced his hairline with a transplant when he was more or less ok on the other part of his scalp.

He may have had hair plugs at the front of his hairline but it's subsequently receded back past there and he hasn't had an opportunity to get more plugs yet.

OIM SO EXOITED CRITIC

Jude Law's career dipped a bit in the early-mid 2000s because he found his fame as a young pretty boy and he was getting visibly too old for those roles. He's been working pretty consistently.

>Oy'm sorry Mr Critic. Oye got too excoited...

Tatum and RDJ make it

Film Brain lost a lot of chub and seems to have a decent fashion sense (when he's not wearing söy pop culture reference t-shirts). If he shaved his head and stopped doing that creepy rapist grin he'd probably not be too bad.

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It could be diffuse thinning where the hair doesn't really receed as much but the hairs themselves get thin and he covers it with thickening fibers.
Or this. Cause the hair on the back of your head is a limited supply and the hairline makes the greatest aesthetic difference it is the preferred option to use it on the hairline instead of the crown.

based and astutepilled

not looking like that. comb-overs look pathetic, but if they shaved they'd have a better chance

If I start balding before I'm 30 I'll just get a transplant

Being an angry movie reviewer from the prime Channel Awesome years seems to cause balding
>Doug Walker
>Film Brain
>Cinema Snob
>AVGN
>Ashens
>Mike J
>Linkara and Guru Larry are well on their way

he based!

Draper's the only one whod be handsome enough to still have a career.