I can't blow that far

I can't blow that far..

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>shoves foot into my mouth

what do i look like your servant boy?

Is 1k a reasonable amount to fuck a 10/10? I approached a twitter domme and asked how much to basically use her for a night and she quoted me 3,000 american and I thought that was completely outrageous, for context some of my escort regulars are 250 a night

>I'm ready to settle down now user

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I would have killed that god damned whore right there.

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>domme
>use her

But why

it's not even a fuck, she was only offering a blowjob

Go dilate about it you faggot, who cares if i used the wrong word you're completely fucking missing the point of my whole post. Kill yourself retard

I'd kill any woman anytime. Also black people, jews, Mexicans, queers, and people with tattoos.

A $1,000 to fuck Tara Reed in her prime would be a steal.

I dont think you would though

If only you left your mom's house once in a while fatty

Ahaha sure you would, virgin

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are you thinking about doing it in a supermarket? tell us more

>claims to have a lot of experience with prostitutes
>asks Any Forums for their opinion on rates
???

she asks that amount because there are guys willing to pay it. if you're not willing to well that's it

>a $1,000
Retard

It was the tattoo comment, wasn't it? Sensitive people shouldn't permanently alter their body, you know. Your just asking for distress later on in life.

I am the based department poster. I am unironically on your side.

holy fuck you got really defensive over such a harmless comment

>are you thinking about doing it in a supermarket? tell us more
>I am the based department poster. I am unironically on your side.

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AAAAA IM GOING TO FUCKING FIDN YOU FAGGOT

I am the based department poster but not the supermarket poster.

>trying to be funny in order to save face
just stop. it can't get better

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condom sex is not worth it