Why did she jerk him off?

Why did she jerk him off?

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She was a good friend

But they just met though

before the age of porn, women understood that men had hormonal cycles as their cum and sexual energy built up, usually on a cycle of about 1-2 weeks. For a traveler far from whatever mate he may have, it's good to give him a wank to deplete him of his sexual energy, while it's minimally intimate in regards to the woman's body. It makes him more controllable, instead of him using his sexual energy to control the situation.

First impressions are important.

Makes sense

It literally doesnt make a bit of sense it's just reddit pseudoscience memespeak

That sounds very incelly

I wish it was real but that user says otherwise.

There is a code of conduct for knights, and over the course of the movie, he breaks every single one. She was him not being faithful.

tell that to my girlfriend
>but birth control totally affects womens psychology!

Kek

That's not a bad thing. Subjecting men to incel when you can easily not, at no cost, is evil. It justifies rape.

if i whip out my gherkin its gonna need a jerkin

>him not being faithful.
To a prostitute? I doubt he has any obligations in middle age terms lmao

Based vril knower

A high quality post, and an interesting theory.

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There isn't "a code". Different knights, groups of knights, employers of knights, and those affected by the work of knights all have their own desires for and idea of what a knight should be. Chivalry literally means "the work of a horseback warrior", and is descriptive, nor prescriptive.
t. I know more than you.

why not?

the evo-psych incel enters the thread and starts pulling half-assed theories out of his anal cavity

Where did she have him coom?

She's the lord's lady and it's not like he's impotent or something

And being very correct

>Where did she have him coom?
Into the cumrag (I'm not joking)

Nice