>A wizard is never audited, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he ever dodging tax. He pays his due precisely when he means to.
A wizard is never audited, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he ever dodging tax. He pays his due precisely when he means to
Joseph Rivera
Easton Garcia
YO ASS IS LATE
Nolan Miller
Goldman Sachs.
You fear to go into their books. The traders traded too greedily and with too much leverage. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Freddie Mac.
Debt and Exposure.
Brody Ross
>I’m an accidental wizard
Leo Jenkins
>All right, then. Keep your trade secrets.
Easton Campbell
>So there I was at the mercy of three monstrous highway tolls. And they were all arguing amongst themselves about how they were going to gouge us. Whether it be excess weight fees or whether they should impound our vehicles one by one and ruin us into beggars. They spent so much time arguing the witherto's and whyfor's that the sun's first light cracked open over the top of the buildings... Poof! And turned them all into freeways!
Brayden Rivera
>BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR AN AUDITOR OF LOW RISKS! I am NOT trying to tax you. I am trying to finance you.
Connor Kelly
>COMPOUND IT ALL, SAMWISE GAMGEE! Have you been insider trading?
>I haven’t been trading no insides, honest. I was just consolidating my assets.
>A bit late in the fiscal year for trimming the portfolio.
>I expected raised rates.
>What did you hear? Speak!
>Nothing important! That is, I heard a great deal about a merger, and something about the end of the term, but nothing important! Please Mr Gandalf, don’t turn me in.
Cameron Phillips
>This is it.
>This is what?
>If I sell one more share, I'll be in the highest tax bracket I've ever been.
Carson Nelson
>He is gathering all equity to him. Very soon he will adjust a mutual fund-portfolio great enough to match the underlying securities of Middle-Earth.
>You know this? How?
>I have seen it.
>Quantitative trading is a dangerous tool, Saruman.
>Why? Why should we fear to use it?
Luis Gonzalez
>There is no surplus in the budget. Only debt.
Ryder Anderson
>I can avoid being audited if I wish, but to not pay taxes entirely, that is a rare gift.
Levi Price
>What about taxes?
>You've already had them.
>We've had income tax, yes. But what about property taxes? Payroll taxes? Sales taxes? Inheritance taxes? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Sebastian Morales
>What are you buying?
>Delta airlines, consolidated restaurants, nice stable hotel chains.
>We saved some options for you Mr. Frodo.
>Sell you fools! Sell it all!
Easton Young
>His liquidity returns.
>His credit score will never fully recover. He will be in debt for the rest of his life.
>And yet to have come so far, still paying his student loans, the Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience as a wage slave.
>It was a loan he should never have taken, we can ask no more of Frodo.
>Gandalf, the market is changing. Sauron's companies are expanding. His buy order is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman you told me has shorted us. Our list of investors grows thin.
Nathaniel Peterson
I wish i was smart enough to lotrs tax post
Jose Rogers
>It is in retail investors we must place our hope.
Nolan Baker
>Do you remember when we first met?
>I thought I had strayed into a prime investment opportunity.
>Many audits have passed. You did not have the portfolio you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?
>You said you'd partner your startup with me. Forsaking the infinite cashflow of your conglomerate.
>And to that I hold. I would rather share one majority shareholder with you, than face the downs and turns of the premium markets alone. I choose... small business.
Gabriel Flores
but rabbi, the interest rates would take thousands of months to pay off…
>tens of thousands…
Joseph Cruz
>>Let this be the hour we buy shares together!
Ian Howard
>One does not simply short squeeze Mordor.
Grayson Long
Profit rises from the mountain of assets, and Gandalf the CPA rides to the NYSE, seeking my market.
Asher Green
>You have my stock.
>And you have my bond.
>And my tax.
Anthony Roberts
>Mister Frodo is not investing in anything without me.
Nolan Jones
>He’s trying to flood the market! Gandalf, we must sell out!
Evan Ortiz
we haven’t had nothing but tax increases for 3 fiscal years
Christopher Turner
>What’s the Jewish word for „friend”?
>Bailout.
Jose Harris
Let the shareholders decide!
Justin Fisher
>>The labor participation rate can be re-sown, the lost equity re-built. Within these portfolios... we will outlast them.
>>They do not come to destroy Rohan's assets or jobs. They come to destroy its currency with inflation. Down to the last penny.
>>What will you have me do? Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread!
>>Raise interest rates! Abolish the Federal Reserve!