>lies
Lies
Nathan Hughes
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Xavier Harris
it's for the craft, user.
don't you know anything about comedy?
Andrew Peterson
dawg it was 1978... nah it must've been 1982... i swear to god joe rogan i was snortin coke from this tranny's ass
Adam Cook
Remember that time Joey gave Owen Benjamin a Star of Death (1000 mg of TCH) and he got so high that it triggered his latent schizophrenia and ruined his life? Shouldn't that be a crime?
Logan Bennett
I love Joe Rogan!
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Xavier Smith
LEMME TELL YA JOE ROGAN I WAS 37 YEARS OLD IN GUATEMALA IN 1994 I WAS ACTUALLY JAPANESE BACK THEN BUT ANYWAY A MONKEY OFFERED ME COKE SO I SNNORTEDD IT AND RODE IRON MAN TO THE MOON TO SMOKE SPACE WEED WITH HACKHACKHACKCOUGHCOUGH WITH OBAMA JOE ROGAN I SWEAR I WAS EATING HIS MONKEY HE WAS EATING MINE THEN I FARTED A CUBANO SANDWICH OUT AND DIED THANK GOD FOR JEWISH REINCARNATION METH JOE ROGAN I TOOK SOME OF THAT CAME BACK HEALTHY AS A HORSE OF COURSE IM NOT JAPANESE ANYMORE BUT STILL EAT GOOK BOIPUSSI LIKE NORI SALAD JOE ROHAN ACK
Jayden Murphy
No because 1g eddies ain't shit and Owen Benjamin is
Grayson Rivera
Schizophrenia is a super power
Charles Powell
it's me joey diaz go fuck your mudda
Nathaniel Clark
link
Nicholas Myers
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Lmao what the fuck? What happened to this guy?
Michael Rivera
Acting
Easton Reyes
Holy fuck I forgot about this, weedfags BTFO
Logan Thompson
wouldnt of made this post if they did
Logan Lopez
Hey Joey ... did the monkey even exist
Asher Morales
Normies always lie when telling stories. No one has memory that good that they can perfectly remember things that happened years ago in detail. The basic structure is probably true but everything else is embellishing. I had to learn this but I guess it just comes naturally to non-autists.
Joseph Perez
no your memory just sucks because you only think about yourself and your being a dick to strangers
Jackson Bailey
>i was faken this super hot smokin' chick high off my rocker when the craziest thing happened, I swear, I guy fucking shits his facking pants right next to me, liquid shit, dorothea or what it's called, I shit you not, had to punch this guy out
this is literally 99% of his stories
Adam Davis
Hi normalfag
Isaac Harris
>Me too, no further questions
FUCKING BASED
Easton Price
>still makes me laugh
Juan Nelson
ever sat on a table with a bunch of drunktard alcoholics?