Quote one of the rules of acquisition without looking it up

Quote one of the rules of acquisition without looking it up.

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YOU KEEP WHAT YOU KILL

59th rule: free advice is seldom cheap

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ONCE YOU GET THEIR MONEY, NEVER GIVE IT BACK

a contract is a contract is a contract
only between ferengi

First rule

Once you have their money you never give it back

ps I cheated like any true feregi would

War is good for business.
Peace is good for business.

Once Morn leaves, it's over.

Once you have their money never give it back.
War is good for business.
Peace is good for business.

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Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them.

Never sleep with the boss's daughter
Sometimes declare peace, it confuses the hell out of your enemies
Never trust a man with a fancier tie than your own

The sharper the smile
The sharper the knife

> Peace is good for business.
> War is good for business.
Confused the hell out of them.

this is a good one

she can touch your lobes but never your latinun

Finance and f*males don't mix

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I can quote a bunch of them as long as I don't have to say which number they were. I used to have a copy of the book. It was disappointing, it was more like a pamphlet and only listed like forty rules.

Always sleep with the boss.

Treat thise in your debt like family - exploit them
War is good for business
Peace is good for business
Don't sleep with the boss' daughter - sleep with the boss

there is no honor in poverty

they should teach this shit in school

lol

Never let family get in the way of business.

Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

I'm a brainlet, someone explain this one to me.

it's just a different way of saying this

>root beer