I feel nothing

This is so many levels of wrong I can't begin to even anymore Any Forums ( .__.)

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jack sparrow daughter? could work

Sparrow worked best as a side character and not the main focus of the movie.

I WAS HOWLEY QWEN ON TV YOU KNOW!

Strong woman captain clap.

Drink up me hearties yo hoe

Would be kino if it was accurate and just becomes a three hour rapefest.

didnt the last 3 movies flop anyway? people got tired of the wacky pirate schtick

I hope she looks super whorey.

>charisma vacuum
>headliner
ngmi

Maybe he should have just stayed quiet about his accusations and not created all this bad pr by suing The Sun

>the suicide squad
>bird of pray
>bombshell
how many bombs does an actress need to have in a row to make her drop in status

you guise really thought Depp will return? kek

>PIRATE WHORE OF THE CARRIBEAN

She's doing Chazelle's new movie too
Hollywood is running out of actors

>Hollywood is running out of actors
you mean goyim to groom

tonya, harley, barbie, pirat and all is or will be shit, wow, bravo ..

if she just go to marvel, lol

It fucking feels like it. They are either milking the corpses of dinosaurs like deniro or trying the hardest to push literally whos as the next big thing, something nobody's buying because all new actors are like fucking autistic test tube babies. It's so fucking weird.

How bout just get Timothy champagne or whatever his name is

I keep hearing people say this, but when was Jack Sparrow ever the side character? In the original trilogy, do you consider Keira Knightley's and Orlando Bloom's characters the main characters or something? Because Johnny Depp had way more screentime than they had and he was always at the center of the story.

No but seriously. Who cares? The first POTC was the only kino one. This one doesn’t even have Johnny Depp. Nobody cares and nobody will see it

Depp can’t act anymore and the last Pirates movie was bad

I don't want to see Marago Roabbie ever egain

timothy champagne as orlando bloom
zendaya as keira knightley
tom holland as cpt sparrow
idris elbo as the big scary other captain
we did it!

Literally every movie made after 2018

No. The best movies are 1-3. The first one being much better. Sparrow was the main character in all of those movies.
Yes, he was the main character in the first movie.