Barbie (2023)

She had to vomit.

Attainable natty?

>2022
>believing they would actually produce a movie with only a White, cis-male Ken

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any kpop idol mogs him

yes but he didn’t

dont know why everyone thinks this guy looks good, kpop stars mog this middle aged boomer to oblivion

men dont understand the female gaze and think this guy is hot to them, he is not while kpop stars are

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anatomically matches a ken doll

>Ncuti Gatwa is cast in this movie
lmao gay black Ken

He's doll sized and has a microdick so it works

daddy likey

Who are these lesbians and where are their tits?

you misspelled Chen

>thinks bogged twinks look good
go back to your containment thread

pic related mogs ops pic so hard, he would probably kill himself

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>the GBMQ (gay black man question)

Elliot Page has better abs and is probably near the same height.

beat me to it, kek

Remember when Any Forums tried to cancel him by faking some screenshot about him being an incel and it didn't work and now he's getting even more roles? Good times.

a live action barbie made in 2022 by an American white woman is incapable of being good

the movie will be bad and it will feel 10x worse because every critic will rave about it

advocate.com/people/2021/9/17/shang-chis-simu-liu-pedophilia-no-different-being-gay

everyone is hollywood needs to die, that place is satanic and evil

>Gays are the same as pedophiles
Wtf he's based

cinema peaked in 1939 and for the most part is terrible past 1970

This. It's the same stuff, basically.

all homosexuals are pedophiles so yeah he is right

Those are girls

>
theyre twinks, which are the most attractive to women

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Getting ready to cut my dick off when Ryan gosling shows up. Trannies what am I in for?

we love twinks here

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Kek

These guys are obviously joking but my gf is asian american and she told me her white friends who like capeshit think that Simu Liu is hot.

prime chico is far from a 2022 eboy twink.
He's 6'4 with an enormous skull. People call him prettyboy online as a cope because they dont know that chico would mog them irl due to his physicality + perfect face.

I remember that time people posted that article here trying to smear him, but it just made oldfags and high IQ people tacitly agree with him.

Based gonna rice some white bitches

Well, i don't hate it their's that.

Simu isn’t that bad looking. He has a very masculine and well defined face. He could have been a chad if he didn’t behave like such a pussy faggot.

Give her a trip to Jamaica, I heard they have amazing spiritual retreats. Thats what my wife told me, but at least I got a week for myself haha.

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yeah he is a prettyboy which is the best thing a man can be, and he is 6'3

prime chico is unmoggable

he doesent mean it in the way you think, homosexuals are all perverted pedophiles yes, but as a hollywood actor when he says it he means an oppressed group
he is ugly a good looking asian is godfrey goa

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>3 Barbies
>3 Kens
>Simu thinks he’ll be paired with Margot Robbie
>he actually ends up paired with the ugly black girl
Post yfw

>yfw the barbies lez out and the men get nothing

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This faggot isn't even a hot asian

This is what an alpha asian looks like

>6ft
>ripped
>chizzled features
>high IQ, former engineer and stockbroker
>before that, calvin klein model
>confirmed to fuck only white women
>contender for US Tae Kwon Doe Olympic team

I don't normally like asian men but I would spread my ass for Rick Yune hard

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Spoiler that shit

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