"Mr. Depp, do you post regularly on Any Forums, the television and film board on Any Forums?

>"Mr. Depp, do you post regularly on Any Forums, the television and film board on Any Forums?
OBJECTION! Leading!
>"Mr Depp, have you ever posted on Any Forums?"
>"Yes"
>"And how often do you get dubs?"
OBJECTION! Leading!
>"Have you ever gotten two or more repeating digits at the end of your post number on Any Forums?"
>"Yes"
>"And what did the CEO of the based department say when he called to congratulate you?"
OBJECTION! Leading! Hearsay! Speculation!
>"Have you been called by the CEO of the based department?"
>"Yes."
>"And why did he call?"
OBJECTION! Speculation!
>"...What did he say in that call about repeating digits?"
Objection! Hearsay! Compound
>"Your honor, I'm trying to establish a pattern of behavior."
Sustained.
>"Mr Depp, do the jannies work for free?"
Objection! Lack of foundation!

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Who do we cast as the lawyer who argues with the judge after she already sustained the objection?

has anything interesting happened since muffins

Eva Mendes, she's a bit long in the tooth but aged well enough

Wrong lawyer, tourist

Depp got ugly

Objection! OP is not a faggot for this thread

Damn Depp lost his looks

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>Eddie Murphy as the whole Jury.

>Mr. Depp can you repeat what you posted on Any Forums on page 15
>Ummmm…niggers tongue my anus
>One more time please
>Niggers tongue my anus
>Niggers tongue your anus?
>That’s correct
>Now can you tell the court what you meant by “Niggers tongue my anus”?
>Objection! Newfag
>Sustained, tits or gtfo

>"And what did the CEO of the based department say when he called to congratulate you?"
>OBJECTION! Leading! Hearsay! Speculation!
that is not hearsay or speculation

>Mr. Depp, would it be safe to assume that OP is infact gay?

>No Objection your honor

tl dr for non burger friends. What is hear-say.
I am hearing and saying what?

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>user, do you post threads of actress with the purpose of dumping photos or webms but have no actual discussion about her body of work?
Oh, but I do talk a lot about her "body of—"
>OBJECTION
I'm answering your own question
>HEARSAY

Hearsay is an archaic word meaning gossip

Most people from the panel I'm watching say he's got an 80% chance. Johnnybros how we feeling

women should not be allowed to be jurors

That's quite a turnaround. People thought he's gonna lose couple weeks ago.

I think today was good for Amber but it's also too little too late, and the damage has been done. I think it's almost a lock he wins at least one charge.

For

He looks like he is getting ready to play Bam Margera in a biopic