She is Worse Edition
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She is Worse Edition
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LOTS HAPPENED
Why do they have such a hate boner for Howard?
>Vince and Gould having three episodes build up tension for the Howard scheme
>he thinks there won't be an earthshattering event to happen
Get ready to kneel Nothing Happens fags just like you always do
I can now confirm that AMC paid me to Zieglerpost. "you got me" - walter blanco, 2010
>so could we say the timeberg is finally debunked? no timeline shit is going to happen in the final season, right? or we have to wait more? i think the timeline line by jimmy and other little clues were the start of something bigger, but nothing happened in the last few episodes.
is it time to admit the timeline theory is, in fact, just a theory?
Nothing happened, again
AHHH STFU GO ASK SOMEWHERE ELSE
why does kim hate howard again?
>successful white male
why indeed?
I got paid 5/hr to post Mike edits
>that gif
the moment I realised that show was reddit af
What's the BCS equivalent scene?
threadly reminder that AMC pays big money for shills to post kettlemommy content while i say nothing happens for $0, it isn't fair bros
LALO SALAMANCA
Telekinesis, Minor
>can roll down car windows with his mind
>enables his 10 ft vertical super jumps (Western Union)
>able to reduce is net weight enough to walk on tile grid ceiling (Western Union)
>can eliminate all fall damage up to 20 feet (inspecting the Esteem, escaping Zieglers')
Animal Affinity
>talk to/control animals (Zieglers' dog)
Excited Precognition
>uncontrolled random intuitions about the future (Nacho "you will die")
>fully activates when adrenaline kicks in (John Wicks the entire assassin team)
Conjure Doppelganger
>has a twin construct thus can be two places at once
>twin telepathy
>doppelganger has grey streak in hair so they both don't go insane wondering which one is the real Lalo
>doppelganger has Lalo's superpowers except where noted
Rubberbones
>can dislocated joints to wiggle through vents (Fred's) and small windows (Zieglers')
SKATEBOARDER TWINS
Damage Reduction/-10 (Bludgeoning)
>what would break bones for normal humans only bruises them
Telepathic Link
>standard with all twin types
SALAMANCA TWINS
Synchronized Step
>can walk in perfect synch, creeping out all witnesses
Telepathic Link
>standard with all twin types
KIM WEXLER
Aphrodite's Armpits
>statuesque perfect armpits that emit intoxicating pheramones. enchants all men
MIKE EHRMANTRAUT
Detect Solidarity
>knows if his guys are solid
Absorb Vitality
>swaps strength with younger men he melees
CHUCK MCGILL
Not Crazy
>Immune to insanity and confusion
Vulnerability: Electromagnetic Fields
>weakness and pain, exposure longer than 5 mins causes 1 hitpoint/min damage
HUELL BABINEAUX
Legerdemain
>steals or plants (1) item without being detected. Can be used (1) time per season
TUCO SALAMANCA
Augury
>can vaguely sense the future
Polygraph
>can detect a lie
JIMMY MCGILL
Mechanical Influence
>nudge 50/50 outcomes concerning machines
WENDY S.
Streetwise
>detects all surveillance and tails within 300ft
isn't it true that vince and gould didn't plan for this season to be split in half? so the cliffhanger for ep 7 isn't intended to be a mid season finale bombshell?
>Filters roasties and plebs
Boxing scene
kimmy wants jimmy cummies
50% Off
>last minutes of the final episode
>gene grabs a gun and starts looking for the cab driver
>while he's walking, a car stops by
>gene hides his weapon behind his back
>the window rolls down
>a smiling howard looks at jimmy
>"hey jimmy, i finally found you."
>instant black
>"still thinking about that offer?"
>credits
it's split so they can get 2 award nominations, so probably
IF YOU VINCELS DEFEND THIS SHOW ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO FREAK OUT
They hate him because they ain't him.
WKDLH
If Jimmy's fingers shoot lightning bolts they would cause pain/discomfort to Chuck static electricity fields of that potential energy. I need more substantiation please make your case
Daddy chill
>WENDY S.
Wendy S.....alamanca???
>be chuckfag
>chuck suicides
>switch to nacho
>nacho suicides
>switch to howard, the last chad remaining
>???
I'm quite scared howardbros
guys... what if lalo takes kim hostage and she is the one who gets shot and gus has mike bury her under the lab to hide it... and lalo lives to see gene another day
Speak.
Sorry you're a cynical asshole but it's actually really good.
Lalo Salamanca is trying to kill you.
The object to your left is your only defense. How fucked are you?
Still wouldnt make up for the ungodly amount of filler in this season
>the user who thinks police are wasting time going undercover to watch a 5 dollar meth addict prostitute
>the user who thinks being chased by a man with a gun isnt cause for concern and any reasonable person would slowly approach them after hes broken into his house
any other retarded anons in these threads?
Your entire life is filler
big metal cup of tea. i can hit him over the head with it
I liked all episodes from this season, i love the pacing, the characters and cinematography. Its just comfy to look at and watch. Thats how television should be written, more like book/novel like BCS is and less like movie.
You've mistaken my kindness for weakness.
Look at me do what vincedrones are incapable of
>your entire life is filler
Yes, and?
Two scissors of varying size, a beer can i cut in half and a sturdy glass. I would still die cause im a bitch but i could at least get a few good slices in
MORE HOWARDPOSTING
Chuck
>Nooo you must sort out your life,
>Stop messing around, here I got you job
>Nooo how dare you want to improve
>you want me like me, nooo you must be worse than me so I can look down on you forever
Fuck chuck. He deserved what he got.
>Walt taking the surprise big cock
>a dumbbell for half-assed Any Forums aspirations
could be OK actually
...and they fluked this awesome set-up by having howard embarrassingly hire a PI who jimmy got to first. what a fucking travesty. this is the price of protagonist kim apparently. I thought howard would finally show some strength and agency, yet we got absolutely fucking nothing. he's getting ruined next episode already.
>he thinks chuck didn't love his brother
>he thinks chuck wasn't the best character in the series
>he thinks chuck deserved it
you must be a jimmyfag, arent you
Hände hoch
i don't care about your gay little commentary about the show, either howardpost back or move the fuck on cocksucker
kino
why did you cut a beer can in half
fuck you