Try to play a movie I torrented

>try to play a movie I torrented
>command prompt flashes on screen for a second
>CPU fan starts whirring

wh-what just happened?

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its just windows update

You know that you're going to Hell for that, right? One of the Ten Commandments literally says don't steal.

coinminer.exe has loaded up

You're mining bitcoin for some russian now. You're practically a terrorist.

If it was a .mkv file there shouldn't be a problem. Otherwise I might be worried.

>confess your sins
>get into heaven anyways

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I'll take Things That Never Happened for 300

Nothing is free user :)

It was obviously a honeypot for punks like you.
The FBI has been dispatched and will be breaking in your door any moment now.
Pirating is a serious offense of horrific consequences and absolutely unworthy of an upstanding citizen.
Vermin like you make me sick!

i'm only borrowing ;)

It's not stealing. It's like someone xeroxing a photo and giving it to you

You can't steal lines of code, retard

>wh-what just happened
You are retard who doesn't know what .exe is.

Shit your computer is producing mustard gas turn it off now!

probably just a RAT, OP. some malaysian man will be watching your desktop and webcam from the other side of the world until you buy a new computer.

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Sir, your computer has a wirus. Kindly prowide google play card, and I will do the needful.

>accidentally double-click RARGB.exe
>opens in vim cause I'm not a windows faggot
Why would anyone participate on Any Forums and not use an open source OS

Cause I don't wanna

everyone is going to hell if you take the bible literally. it's so contradictory and confusing that no one is going to heaven based on the teachings of the bible

I'm the worst kind of dev. A .NET dev.

This is what they call "getting your neg hole pozzed". Sorry user....your PC is inoperable.