When I started making this I thought Tifa would be the easiest to cast, but she was actually the hardest. The obvious choices would seem to be Alexandra Daddario or Jennifer Connelly, but that's in their prime. They both have depressingly smaller breasts now. So then I try to think of a young actress with a suitable rack, and the only one that comes to mind is Francesca Capaldi, but she's too small for the role. She's gorgeous, but she's like 4'11 or something.
So I just settled on someone who looks right for the role. I'm open to alternate suggestions, but she's *the* busty female character. Anything less than DDD, young and white has to GTFO.
Explain your specific issues with each. They're basically perfect.
Lucas Watson
>Explain your specific issues with each. Can't be bothered, they're so bad it's not worth even debating. They're all abysmal except Neeson as Red and Lang as Cid which are passable. >They're basically perfect. No.
Jaxson Hernandez
Okay, so you're just full of it. Gotcha. If they were bad you'd have reasons, but you don't so there aren't any. I accept your full-throated endorsement until you specifically explain otherwise, and any further comments will just be you vigorously verbally fellating me until then.
Ian Flores
They're poorly cast and unsuitable for the role. So bad I hope you die.
Nathaniel Baker
Today I learned that Jeffrey Combs is not only still alive, but also still working. It has been a good day.
Connor Wood
Hey, ow. Watch the teeth. Keep going though.
Jack Martinez
What the fuck is this?
Leo Foster
This is awful and you should feel genuinely bad for airing your shitty opinion on here
Robert Nguyen
There was a thread the other day asking who people would cast for a Final Fantasy 7 live action movie. I gave it some thought, and these are my choices.
Carson Smith
I told you to watch with the teeth.
Mason Cruz
That is a dreadfully garbage cast, kill yourself.
Christopher Perry
No you didn't
Zachary Walker
Ummm. Why is this casting is too white??? Are you a chud?
Christian Gomez
Because the characters were white. You do respect source material, don't you?
Julian Hall
Well in that case, be more careful if you're going to be down there sucking.
Can you explain what specifically infuriates you so about it?
Jace Young
how can people be so obsessed with actors?
Jose Gomez
>sephiroth played by a manlet trans cunt who had to get jaw surgery to be more pouty
