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Nolan Garcia
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Easton Moore
Poor tortoise
Michael Adams
Machete 3 looks like that????
Brody Martinez
>dude the cartel just poorly balanced a severed head with a rigged bomb on a turtle and then the turtle crawled exactly to where it was supposed to go for a long time without the bomb falling off or anything
lmfao at the manchildren that took this seriously
>dude but the cartel is savage!!!
yep. but they're not wizards that bend physics and control turtles LMFAO
Jayden Cox
Maybe they used glue
Connor Robinson
>dude just superglue a freshly severed bleeding neck to another surface
lol
Levi Cox
they trained it
Jayden Wright
Can't imagine how it must have been for the actor to see a sculpture based on what your severed head would look like. I know that shit would give me nightmares.
Daniel Howard
Actually forgot how retarded this show could be.
Cooper Turner
turtleneck
Easton Phillips
>Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?
>Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurtle
was that reference really necessary?
Gavin Rivera
show?
Sebastian Miller
Danny Trejo mentions how this was one of his favorite moments he's been a part of during his episode of Bear Grylls whatever the fuck it's called when he takes celebrities with him.
James Young
Where did you get all that from? All the filename says is "sneed".
Liam Thomas
>HAAAAANK THERE IS A BOMB IN THE TORTOISE, DO NOT TAKE THE HEAD OFF HAAAAAANK
Jose King
long hair and the tortoise
Alexander Sanders
The cops went to the turtle, the turtle didn't crawl to them
Ian Harris
it was fastened on there somehow so it wouldn't detonate until someone handled it
Jeremiah Clark
XD
Gabriel Rogers
>the bad guys released the turtle 3 meters from the scene
lol
>they used magic adhesive that didn't injure the turtle while also keeping the severed neck and head perfectly balanced with a bomb inside somehow
LOL
Adrian Miller
Did Elon Musk ever send Machete to space or was that a cliffhanger that will never get resolved?
Aiden Morales
they had to
if the head tumbles off then the bomb blows up or doesn't reach its destination
and why couldn't it have mortally wounded the turtle? they don't care
Noah Watson
Danny Trejo should always play a Mexican serial rapist
Aaron Adams
I've always found him kind of annoying. I would not say it to his face.
Parker Sanders
>why couldn't it have mortally wounded the turtle? they don't care
The turtle becomes unpredictable if injured, so how did they have it crawl in the desired direction long enough that they could observe the DEA in a low laying desert? Even if it wasn't injured, how did they know where the turtle will go? And how did they ensure that the severed neck and head (with magic bomb inside) remain balanced and intact? No amount of mental gymnastics makes this scene acceptable to an adult.
Robert Green
He goes to space in the fake trailer. The bad guy is also supposed to Leonardo DiCaprio.
Angel Roberts
what kind of monster kills like that?
that poor tortoise didnt harm anyone.
John Reed
it could've been staked into the shell layer with a tripwire which wouldn't cause an immediate response from the turtle until infection set in
you're right about it being conveniently placed near the DEA but maybe Tortuga tipped off where they were patrolling/investigating
Joseph Nguyen
>dude just stab the turtle through its shell, then it will act predictably
LOL
Jace Hill
>through
no not into the main body
Ethan Allen
why did the turtle die from explosion if it has shell?
Luke Morris
>the shell isn't the "main body"
lol...
Jaxson Perez
yes I see a layer that doesn't have nerves in it
you could support the severed head by driving wires
Nolan Hill
also
>let head bleed out
>glue it afterwards