One chance in life

>one chance in life
>parents named me Bartolome

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the sound of the name is funny but what is so horrible about it?

(Bart)OLOMEEE
WHY NOT TAKE ALL OF ME
CANT YOU SEE
IM NO GOOOOOOD WITHPUT YOU

>one chance in life
>parents named me Wojciech

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It isn't spelled Bartholomew? Or is that a different name.

El barto

that's a based name THOUGH

>Wojciech
kek

Went to class with a Bartolome who had a really fat dick, so we called him Bartolo el del pito bolo (Bartolo with the bowling pin dick)

UNA VELA

Bartolome is the Beanicized way of saying it

Is it difficult to change your name in Spain? I've heard you can't do it at all in Italy.

you poles sure do have a thing to make your own situation miserable and then cry about it, dont you?

LMAOOO YOU'RE NAME AFTER THIS NIGGA

LOOK AT HIM HAHAHA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HAHAHA

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why beans

>be me
>used to make jokes about the name with my friend
>just went through customs after landing in london
>giant ass poster of a royal guard named BARTHOLOMEW
fucking KEK

It reminds me of Bartolome de las Casas. The man who described the spanish slaughter in american lands.

>>Zoomers don’t know about name change

Go to your local government office & request to change your name

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Kek its over

at least your name isnt mohamed so be glad

Man. No one remembers the classics