Seagal awaaaay!

It is with the amount of gravy he likes

Hi leftypol. Up to our usual low IQ astroturfing again?

Why are you trying to politicize making fun of Steven Seagal being fat and weird?

>Singlehandedly defeats Azov battalion

Was he being rolled through the shot in this scene?

seems that way. In most scenes, they find a reason for him to be sitting down

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Weeb streak, speeds by
Steven the Seagull!
Too fat, for the naked eye
Steven the Seagull!

Steven!
He can barely move!
Steven!
He's good at Aikido!
Steven!
He's the fattest thing alive!

Look out, when he rolls through
Steven the Seagull!
Don't doubt, what he can chew
Steven the Seagull!

Steven!
He can barely move!
Steven!
He's good at Aikido!
Steven!
He's the fattest thing alive!
He's the fattest thing alive!
He's the fattest thing aliiiiiiiive!

kek

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do these guys get paid or do they do it... for free?

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h-he's fast...

They have to humor him to save their families from Chechnyan death squads

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I mean I know they're just playing along, but what I want to know is does Steven think he is really doing something or does he know they're playing along too?

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This looks kino, what movie is it.

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