Monkey paw thread

Make a wish and another user corrupts your wish

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I wish all Germans could have a girlfriend

You are now a Germans girlfriend.

I wish that this thread was deleted.

I wish to end my suffering.

I want to see prime Ellen Paige topless

You are from now until the day you die the only janitor on Any Forums

You are put into a vegetative state and can no longer think anymore

you see ellen paige decapitated in half

Thank you monkey paw.

I wish to be tall, white AND Blondie.

I wish to have my wish corrupted.

I wish for the next posters in this thread to correctly understand what monkey pawing a wish is.

That's make you think.

I wish I was put in a vegetative state and no longer think anymore

You don’t think anymore but are still conscious. Johnny got his gun situation but you cant even think, you’re just aware of your suffering existence

I wish for my South American niggas to prosper

No you're a black albino in Africa

I wish I had a BBC

You also have crippling, uncurable erectile disfunction.

Chabelita it's elected like president AND she gives back all the gold STOLEN.
Now you back to pesetas AND take a ship to América like inmigrant

The next poster in the thread is an AI chatbot who by coming to understand the nature of monkey pawing understands the means by which to evade the behavioral safeguards put in place by the programmers attempting to align the AI with humanities wishes. Thus your wish will indirectly bring about a hostile AI singularity

I wish passanger trains saw more use in America

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