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salarytoil finishes and /brit/toil commences

I only drink spirits or pints of bitter

leader of the opposition, sir poo barmer

Our next Prime Minister

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marry Penny
shag Priti
kill Liz
easy

TRUSS THE PLAN

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white man, disgusting ugly pig skin
chinese woman, lovely golden skin

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is suicide a gendered issue?
for every woman that tops herself, there's bound to be one bloke who gets beat up by his missus or her bf

halifax mentioned

shag priti
kill liz
marry penny

im not saying it isnt good now, but i think i enjoyed drinking more when i drank only spirits
WD20 is decent but its not really a spirit. its just mystery water

will be voting lib dems next election

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so name your top 3 pints of bitter

top man our billy, proper legend

Thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=OtXiwSCq99Q

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Britons, your are conservative, why can't you accept this.
All this "hurr durr let's compete with Swedes in gender liberalism" is just a self-destruction of the British society.

might vote labour this time
not a fan of tactical voting in principal but need to Tories out of business

*downs a pint of methadone*

Either a paki PM or Labour win the next election guaranteed.
Not a chance in hell a Truss led tory party can win an election.

Tremendous news for the Green Party.

really hate how much this general has ruined me. i catch myself saying "as it were" and "-berg" and so on. even catch myself saying "corr" more often

Mad how we're going to have a PM who had an affair with a black man. A world first. A blacked world leader. Grim.

I didn't know Rick and Morty was still popular like that

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scran crispister zesty mordant

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>not a fan of tactical voting
gotta play the game innit
lib dems promise voting reform so they seem the best bet

so become an MP
what have you got to lose

I don't Truss like that

Britain needs a POLISH PM to ban abortion.

the shipment of paper sex arses went through?

writing a personal statement for a masters

yeah i think god is real

Voting Lib Dem so they can split the vote, form a coalition and force through a change in the voting system

they don't get a say in anything, including their own government or PM

which one

Need pub

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Nobody with a brain would vote Labour, they are as shit and retarded as they ever were

THE god

some chubby girl i met at work is texting me all the time. im not really interested but im also way too awkward to tell her that. what do i do

fuck off, abortion disproportionally effects blacks we need to keep it legal

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jehova? yahweh?

just went for a piss in the train's station and this was in the men's toilets

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Go away leftypol

you aren't obligated to text her back, mate. it's really that simple. stop overthinking things. if she's not begging you to go out with her, you've got no problem and you can just ignore her.

don't forget the chicken fingers

oh my days he's seething

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>THE god
sol invictus?

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IT'S OVER

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im bored of this conversation now
i shouldnt have started it!

what's about always answer but sometimes thought some time? does it mean a sympathy?

same

saw em live

OPEN THAT COAT

how long till you lot get a ranjeep at PM

Would wait till everyone vacated and thrn chuck that down the bog

AIEEEEEEEEEEE

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you must have got there just when they refilled

no
i think egyptian mythology are somewhat real and they have some good gods. but in the end, there is only one true god

Truss is the biggest clown going on either front bench

literally the most rorke person in the thread

doubt truss beats sunak in reality to be honest
not that I particularly like either of them
both very bland.

clown world

Tories shot themselves in the foot
only good part of this is the Tories are nailed on to lose the next GE

steal them. give them to your girlfriend. theyre free, the women have to pay for them. id just take them all too, so no one else gets to do it, if i were you

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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need a poo desperately but mumberg forgot to buy bog roll. will have to teach her a lesson

nice try gchq, I would never admit to an intent to kill our beloved ruling class

so "clown" behaviour became a meme, isn't it?
in Telegram a clown emoji is often used in channels about politics, no matter Russian or Ukrainian

they must've seen you coming

where'd all the pies go?
ah that explains it

in awe of the size of that thing

yea just like the split the vote, formed a coalition and eradicated Student de-

nostalgia

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>we're both atheists: I just believe in one fewer god than you
the one good line from the epic internet atheist era which will stand forever

To who? Nobody is voting Labour

shove a tampon up your bum and then put it back haha

Just goes to show how out of touch the Tories are that they think their voters want either a tax-dodging paki or a genuine double digit IQ coalburner

To me this looks like tories picked the person Rishi was most likely to beat.

>somewhat real

rorke lurking in the toilets for his chance to own the ftms

rather fancied Moesha

Any Forums is going to be brutal when that brown manlet is PM
god helps us all

>rorke
>voting for lefty loonies like labour or lib dums
u wot?

Rishi Sunak polls the best of any of the candidates among the general public

didn't know 37.47% of our country's population is pakistani

will Rishi have some sort of diplomatic leeway with his country of origin

remember that if you did the old towel trick then you are a retard that made a humid brick box and fucked up your cement... and now your house is going to fall down

our only hope is a new party emerging out of this crisis before the next election

he's not wrong

Mental how jews tricked 55% of the world into believing their tribal god is the only true god and following the gods of your ancestors would result in eternal punishment.

its tactical
vote lib dems
get voter reform
can vote for radical/fringe parties and it actually makes a difference
simple as

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*sympathy for the devil starts playing*
forgot about australians?

WE'VE BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM
CALIFORNIA
CALIFORNIA
CALIFORNIA
CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yeah, another episode of "rorkes do post on a site which a lot of porn and trash content"

real rorkes browse standard forums about hobbies, and religion

all rorkers here are semiliberals

in fairness to the pragmatists, the track record for paki PMs is a lot better than for women PMs

>FPTP
>a new party gaining any momentum at all

Still reckon the USA got off too lightly for electing Obama twice. People just take it for granted

hate liberals me

could happen

really?
But he polls lower than truss among tory members, which is what counts

smartest russia inhabitant

>get voter reform
>can vote for radical/fringe parties and it actually makes a difference
It doesn't because we'd end up like Germany where they have a radical right-wing party (AfD) but they just get boycotted and never have any chance of forming any kind of coalition with the mainstream parties.

Any Forums is vastly improved once you filter youtube links
Include youtu.be as well because the video spammers are crafty

Obama years were bliss
nothing but pain and shit after them

>its another Ruski user tells brits what a rorke is post

Boris was a massive vote winner & he stabbed Boris in the back, the Boris voters won't vote for him

youtube.com/watch?v=RyWCZ0wvx1o

presented without comment

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I just don't click 'em, simple as. Never clicked a link me entire life and never will.

fptp is the least shit voting system
we'd have to change all the constituencies and that to get a decent av. dunno if I can be arsed

>a radical right-wing party
>AfD

a source is needed here

let them eat cake!!!!!!!!

this just shows the bias of the committee that makes the decisions on whom to award

this is the post

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lib dems will never get that much power, ever
plus they are cringe leftycucks like labour

Ukip was the third most popular party in the 2015 election; got 13% of the vote and walked away with 1 single seat. The system is designed to keep new parties down so you have to vote for the same two and parties and the one protest vote every single fucking time.

goyim cope

the nobel peace prize is a load of bullshit. they gave it to barack obama for doing 'great work' increasing world peace and international cooperation. i don't need to explain why that's oxymoronic.

its pretty much impossible in our system

Johnson currently has a -48 approval rating

best case scenario we get a radical party like patriotic alternative in parliament
worst case scenario it creates political chaos and accelerates the collapse
win/win tbqh

um those were mostly peaceful drone strikes

here he is

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because it's psy-op made by redditors, that "a rorke" is always a weak freak and etc., while in reality people with conservative views are always stronger, as they have a bigger self-critique and standards for theyselves (or themselves, which is needed?)

good post

can't really comprehend how wilfully ignorant you have to be to ignore how much jews mog everyone else in terms of intellectual achievement
i don't want to be a subhuman but it's just reality innit, they're the chosen people

*stomp*

cute lil fella

Shut up you fucking retard

>rorkes
>religion
yankified runt

for fuck sake they gave it to Bob Dylan

This is how black people sound when they talk about systemic racism.

didn't they give it to some muzzy woman who said something like
>stop pissing off muslims and maybe they'll stop killing you

twitter.com/Nkemchor_/status/1549741210805456897

conservative people are ALWAYS more pro-religious

gotta give it to the fella. he did more for killing darkies than any right-winger has done in the past few decades.
cheers, pint on me de lid

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>falling for the lefty redditcuck propaganda
deary me

so? PR is so fucking brain dead