What did he do for a thousand years?

What did he do for a thousand years?

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Masturbate.

Masterbate

fap to virgin mary's panties

Thousand year no coom challenge

those chalices were all there to catch his templar jizz over the years. he was just in there fappin away

how did he keep all those fires going?

>What did he do for a thousand years?
ur mum

user, don't be stupid, it's clearly magic.

>What did he do for a thousand years?
Waited patiently for Day of the Cross.

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he waited a THOUSAND years to grant the grail through trial by combat then just offers his sword to indy and he just brushes it off like a sigma

Ruin his eyesight in the dark cave.

Christian cave-fire magic.
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>You think those are cobwebs on the walls?

Robot Chicken already covered this.

youtu.be/S8-H5tMHuYQ

I'm the directors commentary they allude to him cooming in all the different cups over the years lol

If you can do three months, you can do 1000 years

I've never even broken 3 days.

>Sean Connery drank out of the jizz chalice
Oh boy.

but what did he eat?