Halo

What the fuck is this show? I'm refusing to watch it on principle but basically everything I've seen of it is out of character cortana torture porn

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what the fuck

women writing

The Kwan subplot is unwatchable but it's not as bad as people say overall

>men raised by single women writing*
ftfy

>We're making a halo show! For fans of Halo!
>uhh actually we didnt follow or even play/read the books or games and it has nothing to do with that we just took the title and some character names and basic concepts and made a completely unrelated story
Its basically scamming people who don't autistically follow tv news

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Would I enjoy watching this show if I despise Halo and everything about the video game and book franchise?

Even the soundtracks?

I honestly just pretend you got a bunch of mediocre writers (343 employees) in a hotel room, gave them a ton of drugs and a post it note with basic halo characters and plot points. Keep them in there for a few days then hire good costumers and CG artists, boom, this is what you get.

They took a generic sci-fi script they already had developed and just slapped a Halo coat of paint on it

>WAAAAAH my awesome cool video game turned into a bad show
Halofaggots deserve it tho

this is what halo fans deserve

is Master Chief unironically named John Halo?

This happens sometimes. Frustrated writers who want to tell THEIR story and they end up latching on to a preexisting piece of media and warping to to fit their fetish-fueled fantasies.

Despise is a really strong word, sounds personal.

He is named John Halo but it's done so ironically within the context of the story.

So... Halo is a woman now?

Why are you still watching? I watched the first two episodes and lost interest. Haven't watched any since.

>sometimes
It's been the norm for the better part of a decade

I got Bungied in my Halo as a kid is why

Wasn't Cortana sassy and assertive in the games?

>oh no we got attacked by aliens
>we need to crash land on some other alien ringworld
>oh no there are other aliens here as well that are attacking us
>we blew up the ring and flew away
Halo 1 plot worked because it was as simple as possible. All other Halo game stories are awful. Then this show was made by people who probably think they're way too good to be making a shitty vidya TV show that never played any of the games. Why would it ever turn out good?