What man in their right mind would willingly live with a female roommate?
What man in their right mind would willingly live with a female roommate?
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>What man
an homosexual one
Free usage of her soiled panties and creeps when shes taking a poo
This. You could literally break the toilet on purpose and after she takes a huge period steamer she would run to you to fix it and you could literally shove your head directly into the bowl. As a bonus you would also be the hero who fixed the toilet and maybe she would let you smell her armpits
girls pooping is gross
I grew up the only boy in a house with four sisters and my mom. It was hell on Earth.
Lived with 3 female roomates at uni for a year. Did not do anything sexual with any of them
But random women see you as safe and approachable when you go out for casual drinks or coffee or whatever. Their friends are always knocking about too. Got laid a lot that year and met my long term girlfriend
I'm going into a house with 5 girls for my second year of uni because I was too slow to jump in with my flatmates when they were sorting out housing and the only friend I had outside them was struggling too so we went together.
How fucked am I?
If you aren't an autist and don't mind a mess, you'll get laid 100%. Not by them, but by their friends and the chicks who see you surrounded by other chicks at parties.
Those who don't struggle to get sex on a regular basis.
I live with my sister and she has a fat ass
Gay
Damn, I sure hope it turns out like that then.
I've met half of my house next year and they all seem nice at least, so there's that. I don't think it'd be too fun if one of them was a drama-making bitch
Creep pics of the ass please, sir
i would gladly live with these two as my roommates
I lived with two girls (technically three but one stayed at her boyfriends practically the whole time) and it took about a week before they got into an argument. One of them constantly played the Titanic theme. I mostly stayed in my room and played Final Fantasy.
She does porn now
What a fag, why didn't you try to cum in their shampoo?
No, only I get to see it
Can we share each other’s pantries and boyfriends?
Bich basterd sir
access to her panties
did anyone mention that
>share each others pantries
We already do
I did already, I would succ the poo and piss stains outta em
Find a wife, get married and have children. Unless your non-White. If you are non-White, kys.
My non-White what?
>when shes taking a poo
Women don't do that you virgin
hair EVERYWHERE!