Elaine bros.. we’re taking hits on social media

>7 times a day
what the fuck??

I honestly feel bad for Elaine...

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Who’s this dozy witness?

She looks spaced out.

>WHAT IF ANY
Shit, I've should've gone to law school and become a lawyer with a big paycheck if I could just say that in correction after any objection.

One of the big pills to swallow when you're not a high status guy is that you'll never get to interact or have relationships with such sharp women. Women are a meme, except when they're not.

Amber's ex best friend

WHAT IF ANY?

i watch trial for she

>Constantly arguing with the judge
>Confidently incorrect
>No understanding of VA rules of evidence
god I hate her

It's when she was CONSTANTLY turning her fucking head to and from to look at VASKWEZ like she shit her bed.

xqc has the attention span of a spastic toddler

If Elaine didn't want to be humiliated in this way she shouldn't have taken on such a bullshit case.

what did she mean by this?

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Thoughts?

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UH OBJECTION YOUR HONOR. RELEVANCE.

How is someone this cute so fucking brutal bros

Well, my wife for one.

BLUEBA!!

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Is that runkle

>objection, leading
>objection, hearsay
>objection, foundation
Are Amber's lawyers deliberately fucking it up? lmao

That bitch in a blue dress has been there every single fucking day. Getting some serious schizo vibes.

OBJECTION. LACK OF FOUNDATION

lol yeah, he’s the one who said the jury slept through Amber’s testimony

This basically fucked my life. I came from council state poverty as a young kid, into lower middle class when my dad got a job at a grammar school, so I ended up growing up with a really rich friend group in a very rich area, without equivalent money. The girlfriends and generally girls I knew back then into my early 20s were so much sharper, wittier, attractive etc than any I have ever met since, and once I developed into a complete failure of a human, the shame of my life made me lose touch with them all. I'm 35 now and they basically spoilt all my standards and relationships ever since. Try to be more aware of your circumstances at the time, young anons, and make better choices than I.

What if any overruled can I get your honor

Elaine was completely schooled holy shit. Someone post a clip where she literally cannot find the words to ask her next question, because she had nothing but scummy leading questions prepared. Absolutely buck broken

She's apparently a journalist. What's the problem?

yeh, and his boyfriend
I know he's got faggy wispy hair you can't do much with but he could at least have tucked his collar in properly, christ

What if any wife?
I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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You mean where she accuses the judge of being biased?

probably on Amber's payroll since she was talking to the bald PR guy

Not surprising

no that's an old one, even though she was constantly arguing with the judge too. The judge basically told her to stop asking shitty questions with "what if any" lmao

That slimy looking fuck is a PR guy? Holy shit I should've figured

not quite

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YOU HONOR, MAY I APPROACH

>Amber calls a witness
>Witness says Amber hit her

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That guy wasn’t, but he is.

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mmmm name
salsa right now
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based johnny
she obviously fingers herself thinking about him

*how if at all

...

now that ambers grilling is over, how would you rate the cross?

I give it a 7/10. Vaskwez went hard, but they had a million other angles they could have taken and completely ignored them

she cute

>Objection, unintelligible
based spicy latina

UH, user? user? THAT WAS NOT MY QUESTION.

LMAO runkle looks rediculous in that suit.

Just the thought of being surrounded by people like this empty headed witness makes me feel anxious. They’re all so fucking vapid.

Crohn’s? Cause that’s what I’ve got. I shit into a bag now.

How dumb is this chick?

yes amber isnt a bitchmade like you and will hit back when hit

It's pretty obvious that the judge is getting tired of her shit at this point.