According to the Disney central round-up, the new sequel will reportedly feature a character named Diana Jones...

>According to the Disney central round-up, the new sequel will reportedly feature a character named Diana Jones, a long-lost debutante daughter of the swashbuckling Indiana Jones

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No thanks.

As expected. I wouldn't be surprised if they make Disney Plus show about chinese kid from Temple of Doom at this point

Can’t wait for the graphic sex scene at the end of the second act where a now middle-aged Short Round screams “I’m-I’m IN Diana Jones!!!”

>In Diana Jones

Sounds likes a porno.

Diana must be Willie's daughter.

Short Round spin off? Sign me the fuck up. Love that little rice boy.

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He already has a son though? Didn't Shia recently say he feels bad about the way he treated Spielberg and that he wouldn't mind doing another one?

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I wonder if she regrets landing a big hollywood agent.

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Shia is literally insane and Disney doesn't care about continuity. Not when they can force diversity

What's wrong about Indy having a daughter? My concern is whether they will give Indy an eyepatch or not

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Indy canonically only has y-sperm in his balls

Why not just recast Shia?

>Canon sets up Indiana Jones having a son take over him in sequels
>Wait it's 2022 we need to swap him out for a daughter

I'd watch that. The dude's acting again too.

They're finally doing it. Hopefully she's adamant that Indy is a meanie culture thief who mistreats locals. Cringekino.

Literally just do a Mutt series where Mutt goes arpund collecting his half-siblings from Indy's adventures for one big reunion.

so who's the mom
marion would have mentioned another kid and god killed elsa so that leaves willie

that would have been the best option, bonus points for actually getting an attractive guy to play the role

Makes sense. He had daughter in Indiana Jones chronicles series.

I want to be in Diana Jones.

Will she screetch and kvetch like a kidnapped shiksa, like her mother did? If so I will impregnate. #WhitePussyWasMadeForHebrewCock

Short Round should have been Indy's heir.

Based kike.

Shiksas are property.