>The Holy Crusades
>La Reconquista
>The Alexiad
>Ottoman wars in the Balkans
>The Teutonic Order
>Early Muslim Conquests
>The Mongols
>Venice vs Genoa for the control of the Mediterranean
>Safavids vs Ottoman wars
>Justinian Campaigns
>Carolingian France
>Capetian France
>Norman Sicily
>William The Conqueror
>The Golden Horde vs Muscovites
>Danleaw
>Basil II the Bulgar Slayer
>Mamluk Egypt
>The Baltic Crusades
But hey, let’s keep making CGI Dragons and Wizards.
>learn history and what actually happened
>Watch a Jewish retelling with trannies and revisionism
Where are the black people? Highly problematic.
uhh sorry chud you cant depict muslim as the invader these days
History is problematic as fuck for the people in charge, so you get revisionism or fantasy instead that nobody watches.
that's good because Muslim are not invader
>last duel bombs
>Northman bombs
Don’t blame the studios, blame the audiences
surprised there hasn’t been a william the conqueror movie
very adaptable and most people know a bit about him
>Privileged white male
uhm, sweaty
We need Ottomankino
All I want is more kino set in italian banking/merchant city-states.
Make a 3 hour long colossal epic film about the great siege of Malta.
even early 2000s hollywood pulp history is better then those
Kingdom of heaven
Some of these would be really hard to condense into a 2-3 hour movie just for the sheer about of detail and context required to make them make sense, but I reckon most of these could make for good TV shows
I still want my god damn 1453 movie directed by Mel Gibson
such a movie would be too kino to be allowed to exist
A movie that takes place 200 years before the founding of the Ottoman dynasty?
>start age
>middle age
>Finnish age age
>bros i dont feel so good,finlad's might rise up
Um, sweaty actually, if you'd know true English history you'd know it was actually Willemina the conqueress, and she took over a white oppressive patriarchal England with his army of qwaans
They are and they're niggers. Islamic golden age is as real as the dark ages
More like William the midget raping Bastard
>qwaans
ill be selling the shirts on monday you glorious bastard
>lame feminist story and bad technique
>made up viking fantasy
"Dark ages never happened" is among the biggest midwit takes
It's the established consensus, historians have long ago abandoned that name. Now they use "Early Middle Ages" or "Migration Period"
omg you're such a queen, I did not know that! Crazy how much the patriarchy has tried to rewrite history!