Here is your badass warrior king bros

>here is your badass warrior king bros

what were they thinking with this casting choice honestly

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>destroys the French nobility in an afternoon

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gotta give the trannies a hero i suppose

>mogs the rest of the world from 1838 to 1918

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I thought it more realistic than if the king was a buff chad.
A very good movie btw

Henry V by all accounts was a buff chad

>I thought it more realistic than if the king was a buff chad.
Why, Kings of that era were better fed than anyone and very physically active. Plenty would stand a full foot taller than even minor nobility

Most kings were little more than boys in those days retard. The image of the grizzled old king is hollywood

>Plenty would stand a full foot taller than even minor nobility
This is your brain on pop history

Yeah that's the problem is normally I'd be fine with the king not being a Chris evens sized guy but in this case he actually was so...

Francis I and Henry VIII were fucking massive compared to the average person. Plenty of others were too. They definitely veered large for obvious reasons

Take your meds.

No

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Sweden NO!

>cast some scrawny jew

He looks like Joan of Arc.

this movie is not being greenlit to attract historians

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>what were they thinking with this casting choice honestly

Some algorithm + demographic bullshit how he appeals to Tiktok thots and how they'll actually watch the movie because of Timmy. Basically trying to appeal to a wider audience

Timothée Chalamet is relentlessly ethereal.

He obviously has a purely French name, but he looks so...

>His mother, Nicole Flender, is a third-generation New Yorker, of half Russian Jewish and half Austrian Jewish descent.

Oh.

i wish he'd mod my wifes xbox controller and let me watch uooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh

Sad.

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