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currently stroking my cock

woah woah wait a minute mr janman

Why don't driving examiners stop the test when it's blatantly clear you failed? As soon as I failed the hill start I knew it was over. Yet she said nothing despite hitting her break pedal. Honestly, it's just fucking torture at that point.

Any Forums is a millennial website, founded by millennials, built by millennials, experienced its golden age in the years when millennials came of age, and fundamentally millennial in its culture, values, and worldview.

Don't like it? Then leave and potter on back to Discord or some other safespace for "your kind".

Why are Brits so quirky and eccentric?

los grande creatura jannardo de la americas (vosotros)

Tugendhat is a slimey twat
I have more army credentials than him but you don't see me banging on about it every fucking minute

the internet belongs to the NEETs
NORMIES get out

thank you for your service

Agree mate
t. 1998 millennial

>Tug end hat

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and maybe mihai was so advanced in lying that i looked into my bfs blue green eyes very closely once on lsd while he didnt know i was on lsd
and i saw there beauty

but as i said i became so advanced in lying that i convinced even myself of my lies.
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that also happens in canada, my theory is they are acutely aware you are in control of the car, even though they have a brake pedal, and they dont want you to have a mental freakout and get in a murderous car crash to spite them on the way back to the testing place.

so they just let you continue and then when its safe give you the bad news

this. Normies get out of our lands
because the rest of the test is practise

>Millennials, also known as Generation Y or Gen Y, are the demographic cohort following Generation X and preceding Generation Z. Researchers and popular media use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years, with the generation typically being defined as people born from 1981 to 1996.

FOZC

Bedroom must be at least 40 degrees
Cant open a room bcos mozzies
Cant sleep without a sheet because mozzies already in

daughterwife

disgusts me when there are others that don't know our history our ways our culture. I'm talking about Any Forums not England btw

It's okay. Those who were there, were there. Those who were not, will never experience Any Forums and the internet as they were in the golden age.

I really do feel sorry for zoomoids. They have absolutely no idea what a free, fun, apolitical internet looks like.

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how exactly did he fall for this?

reminising on the phase of my life when I firmly and wholeheartedly believed that john podesta kidnapped Madeline McCann because I watch some schizos 2 hour youtube video on it

just got a job by walking into the CEOs office wearing a nice shirt and tie. i told him that even though i dont have any fancy degree for the job, im a keen listener and team player, a quick learner and im always positive. He made me the manager on the spot

BUY A FAN

did you ever watch that shaun attwood? fucking weirdos the lot of them

he's a freak who wrote CP horror in the 70s and obliterated any braincells he had with cocaine

watching babestation and the birds have got hands-free ear pieces now
gives them more leeway to perform wanking gestures but not quite as good when they're not on call cause they don't have a phone to wiggle about

Emma Watson wants cock all the time she craves dick day and night srx

>all such effort to just cockblock a Supreme Judge
Should have just kept the mouth shut.
However, if such a bill can just prevent an overturn in the legality of same sex marriage, why not a bill for abortion first? Or does no one simply dare challenge this new bill even after the overturn of Roe v Wade case?

the internet was never apolitical. in the 90s and 00s it was just nazi flags and david duke videos or soviet union era worker anthems on youtube

don't think so, it was some random 5k sub channel

> As soon as I failed the hill start I knew it was over

Kek what a mong

just a heads-up if you're posting here tomorrow I'm gonna put your whole poxy nation on my filter list

That was schizo but real 2016 schizo era was this youtuber that was obsessed with new world order conspiracy theories like JFK clues secretly hidden in the walls and levels of a PS1 Silent Hill video game.

Best pot noodle flavour?

that man comes off as such a con artist

But I knew I'd failed because I groaned loudly and obviously she knew that I knew. Would've much rather just got out and walked home.
I've never been behind the wheel of a car since I failed my test. As a 26 year old kissless hugless handholdless friendless virgin I've had some bitter experiences but that driving test is one of the most painful. I still wince every time I think about it. Fucking horrible feeling.

Nod poodle. It's like ramen but with heroin and dog meat. Delish

Rose v Wade was an interpretation of the constitution, not a black and white piece of legislation

ktim except it was staged moon landing conspiracy videos

yeah, billy bullshit vibes

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mad how you thought this was funny

mothberg, flywitz and beetlestein doing an absolute number on me

>Brits literally dying because they haven't invented iced tea yet

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Yeah I know, laugh away.

ktim but still believe them

hey just need to inform you if you're posting here tomorrow I'm gonna filter ur entire subhuman gypsy tribe already done it lmao ez rekt

I told my mate at sixth form that Sandy Hook was a hoax and the parents were all actors cause I'd watched Alex Jones talk about it
they stopped inviting me to things after that

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any vanilla gorillas in

does that cure covid or something

corr could do with a willy up my bottom

Mad how your mom forgot to teach you about arrows that go rightwards

dont groan loudly in the presence of other people, thats my advice

Worst thing with virgins like me is obviously that we come from parents (fathers primarily) who managed to find a partner and have a son. So there's an aspect that even parents will never understand. They wouldn't understand being an unwanted loner.

just filtered that subhumans poxy nation lmao

I remember me and the flatmates got a 4k tv in 2016 and all we ever watched was youtube videos. eventually the algorithm for recommended videos was just alex jones, stefan molyneux, richard spencer, david duke, conspiracy videos in general. it just got too much it was a fucking nightmare

They were right to

I believe they went to the moon after but I don't believe anything about the original moon landing. Stanley Kubrick filmed all of it.

When I was at Sixth Form lads were openly debating the George Zimmerman case and whether he was guilty or not, and nobody was crying "racism" at the lads who were arguing he wasn't guilty.

Imagine that now. Compare that to the George Floyd incident. No dissent allowed these days.

creps are pretty heat can't lie

I SAID CORR COULD DO WITH A WILLY UP MY BOTTOM

They left their boots on the moon though

Yanks are actually mental. There's so much shit yanks do that would be considered mental illness literally anywhere else in the world. So much of it. I thought about listing some, but you could actually write multiple books just listing the mental shit they do. Not even elaborating on any individual point, just a concise, bullet pointed list. Multiple books.

CACKLING HOWLING ROARING at this AMAZING joke

hes been done

getting more and more deaf
use to have my headphone volume at 8%, then it went to 15%, then 20% and now I've got it at 25%
not good

>There's so much shit yanks do that would be considered mental illness literally anywhere else in the world.
Name one (1) thing.

think I've sweat out 2 'n alf pounds since sunday

stop appropriating british culture please x

tempted to go out in the garden naked and spray myself down with the hose

shame you wouldn't be able to read them as you can't read more than 2 sentences without your brain turning off like most dumbass brits x

Unironically before my dinner I threw 6 green tea bags into an empty 4-pint milk bottle, filled it with water and the popped it into the fridge. The tea tasted pretty good.

I think it's difficult for some people to appreciate how much of a ghost Russia is after the USSR dissolved.

This is what the US would look like if it suffered the same loss of land and people. A literal shadow.

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I made a poem for the gf the other day, I was nervous but handed it to her yesterday, she said it was amazing.

>When the sun slowly falls
>I also feel when my heart falls
>Wondering everyday why I even try
>Looking at your face tells me why
>Your hands are gentle and your face is sweet
>But that makes me wonder why I weep
>You're the girl for me
>I know it deep down
>You're the girl for me

hiding VAT

dont think i will

Prescription opiates for the general masses

well ill be yankee doodle damned...

what are you some kind of poof

someone scribbled on their map? just not on

mad how much further money goes in the north
have moved from Bath to Leeds and can actually afford to not live in a shared flat while still paying less than before

generally a nice guy but whoever reported me for posting furry porn as a joke three days ago should die in a fire

ayo this nigga spittin fr fr ong

I could read for longer than you purely by virtue of the high chance you will be shot and killed by a police officer or a gang banger before I've finished reading

quite mad the last two days wasn't it? 40 degrees...did nothing but stay in the house

as if anyone here would give a fuck if half the country was severed
it's an international jobs program

we need more fannies in here

Erling Haaland's first shopping trip in the UK

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are you enjoying your summer?

went out for a bit to see what all the fuss was about
bloody surreal mate, the wind was hot like you got hit by a breeze but the breeze just made you hotter somehow