ITT a TV show/movie you like is now set in India and/or made by Indians. What's it like now?

ITT a TV show/movie you like is now set in India and/or made by Indians. What's it like now?

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I wonder how indian sopranos will be

boondocks in India

would be absolute fucking kino. Shit, now I want this so bad.

The Thing

Now set in a fictional Indian research base in Antarctica
The crew of 80 men are infiltrated by a sinister alien creature that can take the form of man and assimilate people. As their Javascript software has not been updated, they are unable to get a message to the outside world, and are trapped here with this terrible being that might be any one of them.

Mac Ranjin, our protagonist, deems the only solution is to test everyone there...by catapult!

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The Untouchables
Pajeets fight Pakistani gangsters smuggling drugs and undermining the nation
I'd watch it

Holy shit, the indian caste system PERFECTLY maps to the hogwartz houses.

>Kshatrya = warriors/rulers = gryffindor
>Brahmins = scholars/sages = ravenclaw
>Vashya = traders/merchants = Slytherin (cuz they're fucking ambitious conniving jews)
>Sudra = Common Workers = Hufflepuff

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>kaguya-sama set in India
would be fucking kino desu

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Pirates of the Caribbean? More like Pirates of the Gulf of Aden, ha!

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>Tanay Singhprano is upset his daughter is dating a bloody Pakistani bastard
>Jandu becomes a Christian

captain south asia

It would be actually fun and engaging, unlike what is now considered the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Good Morning Sirs, how are they so kino?

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>lost in India

nigga would easily kick captain america's ass.

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NO NO NO MANLET SIRS NOT LIKE THIS

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based

I got your indian harry potter right here desu: youtube.com/watch?v=ODIKRXf3GFQ

Avengers and capeshit would actually be good if it were made in india desu.

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>HARRY POTTER! SAAR! DID YOU REDEEM YOUR NAME IN THE FIRE SAAAAAAAR! ANSWER ME YOU BLODY BHAD BASTARD BITCH! I FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER POTTER!

Ordinary, since every Bollywood movie is already magical.

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why is this the only Indian extreme train surfing video? youtube.com/watch?v=TEZr9xeSA7k