Being a Big Guy has its advantages

>being a Big Guy has its advantages
>and disadvantages

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what are some big guy advantages

Wiping your ass with a shitstick.

my dad bought one of those once

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You get to decide who gets to stay on your aircraft.

LOL

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You get to be in charge

atomic farts

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underrated, imo

If I were to take that stick away would you wipe?

girls get really wet for fat dudes who are over 6'2".

it would be extremely uncomfortable

For Poo

you are a big guy

Fires rise as you will

jesus chrsit why not just install a fucking bidet?

Too expensive and foreign. The comfort wipe is both affordable and familiar.

A bidet costs like $50

Gay and European.

uhh thats like 3 large chocolate cakes

They are pretty great, I was hesitant till I used one

You don't feel extreme pain.

>gay
no u
>European
So? I’m not an anti white faggot like you

>that one star review
why do boomers do that?

>some americans carry shit sticks 24/7 on their person
this country is fallen

I look for foreigners on the streets and use my stick to drop poo filled toilet paper on them in hopes they accidentally step in it